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one of my favriote comedians is named bill hicks.. the guy was amazing.... one of his stand up bits is about dinosaurs in the bible and how some guy in texas tried to tell him once that dinosaurs didnt exist... here's a quote... "I beleive that the world's 12 thousand years old because thats what the Bible said" - some texas guy talking to bill. "Well, ok then buddy, if you say the world is 12 thousand years old, and the Bible covers the enitre history of our world... then I just have one question for you." bill says to the texas guy "Whats that question buddy?" says the guy to Bill. "Dinosaurs? What about f***ing DINOSAURS??? You'd think it would have been mentioned in the f***ing Bible at some point. Something like.... "Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big f***ing lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O so many years inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat f***ing families and their fat dollar bills.And oh Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord." "Get this, I actually asked one of these Texan guys, OK, Dinosaurs fossils - how does that fit into you scheme of life? Let me sit down and strap in, get real nice and ready for this one. He said, "Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude. You believe that? "uh huh." Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God.. might be.. f***in' with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around: "Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha ha." [mimes God burying fossils] " I am a prankster God." "I am killing Me." "So, you die and go to see Saint Peter to get into the house of the lord and he asks you, ' So, did you believe in Dinosaurs?' and you of course reply, sure I do, there were fossils everywhere! and Peter presses a button sending you falling down, down, down.... to hell... all the while laughing at you saying, ' what are you a f***in idiot? dinosaur fossils? that was one of God's easiest tricks!" dude was a bad ass comedian... its even better to hear, look it up audio style... you can hear the file here... http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?j=...t&ref=03&loc=01

badass sig

"Kenny is on a mission, brother," said White Sox second baseman Willie Harris

i was drunk/hungover still i mean, 3 doubles of makers mark and about 15 beers from the hours of 9pm - 9am... yeah, your gonna be a little drunk/hungover whenever u wake up and i couldnt believe that those chicks came home with me... wow... i just ran into them on the sunset strip and asked if they wanted to go to my house, couldnt believe that they wanted to... french chicks rock! and btw, they werent harry

ok, so i go out to hollywood last night and picked up some really hot french women... wow.... i bring them back to my house and stay up until 9:30am with them... wow.... and then i see that we got everett again!?!?!?!? i hope he does better then last year because 5 prospects for 3 years..... + 10+mill WOW but seriously, those french women... WOW we we oh what ever one of their names was or-la-le thats just f***in sexy in itself oh yeah, carl everret right on i think im still drunk from last night, forgive me

if we really wanna get this deal done, we can RJ has concidered moving to a big city now... duhhh and one thing that i keep hearing the unit say, is the trade MUST BENIFIT THE D BACKS.... and that they are lookin for help in 2005 if we threw this at them, i dont see it getting beaten.... CREDE, DIAZ, COTTS, and ANDERSON for RJ Uribe would move to SS or 3rd... harris could start at 2B... arow at CF it would be giving up A s*** LOAD, and we probably wont even have to give up that much.... but we do have the tools to get it done.... the questions are, does KW think that RJ - those types of players = a better team NOW? and will JR open his wallet again?

does anyone here know what the d-backs team will probably look like next year? what holes do they need to fill at the ML level?

guy in red "what the f*** is he talking about? anyone here speak english?" guy behing lowia, "how the f*** did he get here? the yankees must be trying to sign him as a FA already!"

there must be a bus or a train that just came recking through the wall that they are facing... loiza must be dead... and mark b will now start the game, thats all that look can mean

per chisox.com eek

YEAH SHING!

true

BOOOOOOOOOO to manual

i hope the best for botch too... he is a class act those 2 scoreless innings were not in a pressure situation he has had about 4 bad outings and 2 good outings with the fish the 2 good outings were in non-stressful situations the 4 bad outings where when the fish had a 2 run lead or less

http://florida.marlins.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/...s_fla&fext=.jsp good article, looks like they are hopefully in flordia that they can solve the mystery of billy botch

u the man gold

on chisox.com it says that frank will rest for 2-3 weeks and then will come back wearing a special brace.... then have surgery in the off season that is of course, if he can play with the brace if not, the article says that he may undergo season ending surgery when he gets back

yep, i agree, why prolong it... get it done now so it dosent get even worse

u should play texas hold em

too bad that frank has to go on the dl for some rest, but im glad he dosent have to go under the knife until the years over (hopefully) and im also glad to see that borchard will be playing

true those 6 out of 16 were pretty bad, one 10 run outting, a couple of 5 run outings, couple of 4 run outings but still, those 10 out of 16 were pretty damn good ill take 10 out of 16, with improvement on the horizon, with a smile of contentment

i know, it was taken down because of the nudity

ill do one for u too give u some choices

garland has 10 out of 16 quality starts... thats pretty damn good

so is ponson, glad we didnt get him 2