ChiliIrishHammock24

I was too busy making hilarious status updates to check to see if there were fireworks here at Ball State. EDIT: A friend's status says that there were.

QUOTE (He_Gawn @ May 1, 2011 -> 11:59 PM) @darrenrovell May 1, 1945: Hitler confirmed dead. May 1, 2011: Bin Laden confirmed dead. (via @JTalarico328, @DVNJr). 66 years later. Glenn Beck's eyes just lit up. OBAMA YET AGAIN TIED TO THE NAZI REGIME!

Osama's K/D ratio is off the charts.

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ May 1, 2011 -> 11:03 PM) Any word yet on how it happened??

QUOTE (iamshack @ May 1, 2011 -> 08:14 PM) I just realized how ironic it is that you are the self-proclaimed "Official White Sox Nicknamer," and yet your own handle is "JoeCoolMan24." I don't get it.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 1, 2011 -> 07:59 PM) Isn't that pretty much "Baseball"? in a nutshell? No. Thats the attitude people have with expensive players who have a history of being really good, and are playing bad, or players who are really bad and are playing good. When it comes to a whole team, you need to be proactive, not hopeful.

QUOTE (Jordan4life @ May 1, 2011 -> 11:54 AM) No. Damnit. I did get a couple numbers. But even if I had hit a HR I would've been too drunk to do anything. I had at least a dozen MGDs. Every time JP came to bat I would down a beer in like 20 seconds. A dozen? Damn, that dirty dozen must have cost you like $90

Great, so our plan is to play the law of averages and hope the universe balances everything out? Cool, can't wait.

QUOTE (fathom @ May 1, 2011 -> 05:16 PM) He needs to be benched. Not for a game, but he needs to lose his starting spot. He needs a 15 day DL stint, with De Aza or Viciedo being called up to see if they can do some damage.

Rios went 0-5 with 8 LOB. Wow.

Yeah, if Humber can pitch well enough to earn a 2012 roster spot, that would be huge for us, with Buehrle and Jackson already gone, and Danks perhaps being traded while he has good value.

Alright, I'm out. Time to get drunk. Peace guys and gals.

LOL. This inning will be replayed later tonight on Comedy Central.

LOL

That was an LOLbad swing.

I can't believe how above average Quentin has looked in RF this year. Humber with a very solid outing tonight. 7 IP, 3 H, 2 ER, 1 BB, 5 K

QUOTE (gatnom @ Apr 30, 2011 -> 06:37 PM) I just thought it was dumb that he used how many teams he's been on to say that he's not good instead of the reasons he's not good. Well, you can deduce that the fact he has bounced around from team to team, but only 1 was through a trade is a bad sign.

QUOTE (Chisoxrd5 @ Apr 30, 2011 -> 08:55 PM) Luckily Jake Fox is a wretched defensive player. Thanks for leaving Tillman in Buck, you've thwarted another for sure White Sox shutout. Walker lives another day!

Wow, we got lucky there....

Right. there.

QUOTE (fathom @ Apr 30, 2011 -> 08:47 PM) Or cause you probably call yourself Hot Fire to the ladies. Nope. My nickname is Joe The Show, and I introduce myself as such when I am drunk apparently. I think I need a new pick up line though, because "How about this weather, want to sit on my face?" isn't working well right now.

Come on Adam, lift and launch!

QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Apr 30, 2011 -> 08:42 PM) But isn't alcohol also a depressant? By definition, you're deliberately depressing yourself in order to escape from being depressed! Alcohol doesn't depress me, it just makes me in to an amazing dancer. My amazing dance skills landing me no action is what is depressing. lol.

Let's go Paulie. This is what you do. Single back up the middle, or flare it into right.

QUOTE (jeffro2525 @ Apr 30, 2011 -> 08:30 PM) You're right dude. It was an awesome hack on 3-1...if only that sh1t grounder woulda had eyes. Great try Alex! It wasn't a great swing, but it's a hit 95% of the time. It was just unlucky that Andino made a great play on it. Jam shots and ground balls up the middle happen all the time. If that ball got through, I gaurentee people would say "There ya go Alex! Finally". But no, so instead it's extreme negativity. This board is seriously the biggest downer. Can't wait to get drunk tonight and not be depressed by this s***. It's more depressing here than it is watching this team play.