The Bones

Happy Birthday yo!

Oh yeah? Well, I'm recruiting your mom to my bed.

Wow, the last time the Bengals beat Miami was in 1977. 9 straight losses to them since.

Hopefully that INT by Gray was a sign of things to come for the rest of this season.

Nice prediction. I sure didn't see it coming. I am proud to say I am out of the pick a loser contest.

Yeah, sorry to confuse everyone. I didn't feel like putting my whole post in green. Unless of course you know the Olsen twins Jason, could you hook me up?

The Chicago Bears

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Thanks for the help.

I've been here longer than all of you. I'm so awesome!

i don't see where it says anything about how long a player is signed for or for how much, am i just missing it somewhere?

Anyone know where I can find info on nfl players contracts, length & salary, stuff like that?

I have this problem too. You see I know these twins and I want to ask them both out. How would I go about that? Also, they go to NYU while I'm here at ISU, how could I deal with that issue as well?

very in-depth analysis

Fight the Power!

Ying xiong Damn good movie!

Illinois vs. WMU Preview I don't know a lot about WMU, but I'm gonna say it'll be a close game. 10 point win for Illinois. Oh, and Illinois wore those jerseys one time last year. They have worn them both games so far this year. I like them better than the blue ones.

Car Thief Beastie Boys Some static started in the pool hall Hit a motherf***er's face with the cue ball Then I met this girl she tried to gank me So I smacked her in the booty with a Plank Bee Cause me and my crew were out breakin' windows The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those Possession is half the law I had my routines before all y'all Your whole life is comin' apart at the seams You ain't nothing but a car thief biting routines See I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie Right now I wish I had another hash brownie Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass Or Mookie's gonna kick your motherf***in' ass You try to take what isn't yours like a God damn rat "See I personally I wouldn't even wanna' go out like that" I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it I don't buy cheeba I grow it "I'm a farmer" People always trying to get next to me I had a beautiful experience on ecstasy I smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer Because I had to deal with a money hungry miser Had a caine filled Kool with my man Rush Rush Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush You be doing nose candy on the Bowie Coke Mirror My girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her You can't deny me you always want to try me Yo you're just gonna get your ass kicked Homeboy throw in the towel Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell The Godfather of Soul in the belly of the beast Smokin' that dust at St. Anthony's Feast All the wife beaters and all the tax cheaters Sitting in the White House pulling their peters Buy my cheeba from the cop down the street The only cop with a rope chain with the walking the beat So like a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin' Like the beat to my rhyme just kickin' Space cake cookies I discover who I am I'm a dusted old bummy Hurdy Gurdy Man Five-O caught me now I'm going to the mountains Said good-bye to my girl my lawyers and accountants My mind is kinda' rhymin' and I think I oughta think So I'm rockin all the rhymes and I'll have another drink So the lights are flashing my mind is spinning I feel like it is always the beginning Of another rhyme I'm rappin' MC'in' I rock You ain't nothing but a car thief who must be stopped

Indeed, it takes some big guanas to send other parents children over to be killed and also to kill more innocent civilians, making us no-better than the "evil-doers" as G-Dub likes to say. In the process totally f***ing up our relations with the entire world, while the man who planned 9/11 is still chillin' somewhere in the Middle East. God Bless America...and only America. 4 more years for the f***-up with big guanas.

Plus we're playing younger (inexperienced) guys. Not freaking Kordell Stewart. And it's our first game with a new coach and system. We should see more progression this year.

Um yeah, the Bears loss today doesn't look so bad compared to last year does it? This team is at least going to be more interesting to follow than last year's joke.

not good

Tipped and Intercepted. Let's tie it up before halftime.

Nice stop. Illinois' defense is tightening up.