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Holy s%*# Lynn actually had a great start against Houston. And he didn't even look that sharp.

Yeah Clemens and Perez basically said he can only pull grounders with his current swing path.

He was missing hanging sliders in Taiwan.

Quick, hire Menechino back so he can fix Luis Robert.

That might be the only thing he can hit right now.

Doesn't matter if he can't make contact.

Yikes Robert. Not even close.

He looked like he was trying to pull those outside fastballs. If he went with them to the opposite field, he'd probably have a hit.

What the f*** was TA swinging at? lmao

Elvis looked dead to rights there.

Did Elvis forget to put in his contacts today? He honestly looks blind at the plate with some of the stuff he's swinging at.

Maybe one more inning for Lance with his pitch count at 70. I'd imagine 2 of Bummer, Graveman, and Lopez might not be available today.

Thanks for the heads up.

Javier and Valdez are both top end pitchers. The offense looking bad against them isn't the biggest red flag. If they still look this bad against Urquidy and Garcia, we might have some problems.

Lynn didn't get that call...

I have to imagine Javier's fastball tunnels really well with his high slider. Cause I have no idea why you'd want to swing at a pitch that high.

It should help a lot of lefties. My fantasy team is like 70% left handed.

The cringe level of the broadcast immediately goes down 100 points.

Hey I wasn't that nervous on that routine fly ball now that Vaughn and Sheets aren't playing there.

It's hard to tell exactly when TA tagged him, but in real time he definitely looked out.

Yeah that looked like he was out.

Cameron with more pop and less plate discipline. You can probably argue that Cameron was also better in the field.

Bullpen's gonna have to cover 5 innings today.

Pie always sucked. Patterson had a few good years, but was never fully healthy.

Luis is already opening his stance back up again after he was pretty closed during ST and the WBC. I think he figured out the closed stance wasn't working, but the open stance isn't working right now either. He might be stuck in between at the moment.