Chicago White Sox

Pito due for a rip

Unfortunately it’s his choice

Yeah, dude is super likable and brings a ton to the table

And maybe that’s the better play, but either way a quality 30 days in the majors would help us

Is this the dude that Blue Jays traded to get Reese McGuire?

I don’t think Crick is one of the “replacements” though. I think he’s actually going to be pretty damn good for us.

Jake Burger just looks like a ball player…hopefully he makes the most of this opportunity. Hell, even a quality 30 days could escalate his trade value significantly.

Agreed, but I just don’t think kids specifically are the target audience for Sox math.

So what’s the bullpen play today? Lucas goes five, followed by Crick, Bummer, Graveman, & Hendriks? Or do you actually throw some of the filler guys out there?

Kids like math? You’ve been in China way too long buddy

So far today: Slap Factory: 0/4, 1 K Rest of Lineup: 4/10, 1 K, 2 BB; 3 R, 2 2B

Six K’s through three is pretty pretty good

I just love beating the shit out of the Tigers on Opening Day. Send them a message that they’re still a few years away from competing and to get the fuck out our way.

Lol…I am very stupid

Murder murder murder

Don’t stop now boys!!

Jake Burger scores the first run of the season for the 2022 White Sox…no one would have predicted that five days ago.

Burger >>> Moncada confirmed

What the fuck just happened to Vaughn?

It wouldn’t be opening day without someone panicking about our starter’s velocity in the 1st

Alright, time for the boppers at the end of the lineup.

Good point…just prefer the slap factory at the bottom of the lineup.

On the positive side, hopefully this is the first of many lefties being murdered this year.

Since there have been no complaints yet, batting Legend & Big Energy 6th & 7th ahead of Vaughn & Burger is really fucking stupid.

Ballpark is fine, but cheap Hot N Readies is a solid perk when you’re getting gauged on beers.