Chicago White Sox

I'd like to think so but I don't believe Balta bot is programmed for this type of humor

I apologize for disrupting the thread with non-baseball shit...I will stop on my end

Lol...are you actually threatening physical harm to me on anonymous message board? I think the "insane" description fits you perfectly.

You're not the only one dealing with pain bro, but you are the only one catching feelings over an ad in the middle of a Sox game

Not sure me calling you insane is me somehow lecturing you

Kopech is nasty as fuck. Slowly build him up and fully unleash him after the All-Star break.

You are insane

Moncada is super fucking due

99 MPH!

He asked Stone if perhaps Eaton missed the catch because last year there were no fans in the stand and this year there are. Stone sounded like he wanted to slug and probably will between innings.

Jason just came up with one of the dumbest theories in the history of mankind

I think his range has remained pretty decent, it's poor routes and/or fuck-ups that that have caused his defense to go from plus to below average

What a fucking joke

Motherfucking Eaton

Foster!

Please contain your excitement

Wow...ballsy move but it works

Wake the fuck up Tony

pull him!

You only drink one beer over the course of five innings?

Kopech 5th & 6th, Crochet 7th, Marshall 8th, and Hendriks 9th is plenty for me.

I think it needs to be Kopech time when the bottom of the 5th starts

Nicky looks like he's at a long drive contest using a seven iron

YERMIN IS UNSTOPPABLE!

We do murder LHP