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QUOTE (kev211 @ Jun 28, 2010 -> 11:35 PM) My sources tell me that Lebron and Bosh are going to join the TuneSquad because they feel teaming up with Michael is the best chance to win a ring. Who would mess with the Tasmanian Devil?

QUOTE (WCSox @ Jun 28, 2010 -> 10:13 PM) Congrats! Fatherhood is a wonderful thing. Women are MUCH tougher than we give them credit for. My wife went through 11 hours of labor with no meds. :blink:

QUOTE (greg775 @ Jun 28, 2010 -> 01:17 AM) I'm pretty confident 20 or 30 posters on Soxtalk could hit Randy Williams consistently. He is soo bad. Fixed.

QUOTE (Kalapse @ Jun 28, 2010 -> 12:04 AM) Heh, so if you just throw out Adam LaRoche's best month and Kotsay's worst month they're about equal? Seems fair. ZIPS has Mark Kotsay putting up this line the rest of the way this season: .253/.317/.355/.672 and a .303 wOBA And LaRoche: .280/.360/.509/.869 and a .378 wOBA Does a .378 wOBA qualify as a difference maker? Yeah, probably. Is it a significant upgrade over Kotsay? f*** yeah. One of the big reasons why everyone keeps bringing up his name is his career splits: 1st half: .253/.328/.450/.778 AB/HR: 24.8 2nd half: .300/.363/.546/.909 AB/HR: 17.7 Dude's got a consistent track record of significantly picking it up in the second half. Are people drooling over him? No, not really. Would he be an acceptable and reasonable (financially and talent wise) replacement for Kotsay at DH? Most definitely. LaRoche is the most realistic and sensible target, that's why you see his name so often. ESPN the other night said they have the best research department. No, SoxTalk does, and it's name is Kalapse.

Does anyone else here enjoy They Might Be Giants at all?

Just saying, I really wouldn't mind if she didn't exist (at least as an artist).

QUOTE (IamtheHBOMB @ Jun 27, 2010 -> 08:33 PM) How entertaining would it be to see Zambrano starting for the Sox and go apes*** on Quentin over a miscue in RF? Q would f***ing murder Zambrano in the dugout. "He said what? One second." Headline Next Day: QUENTIN MURDERS ZAMBRANO WITH DEADLY STARE!

QUOTE (since56 @ Jun 27, 2010 -> 07:11 PM) When Jenks comes back keep Threets up and lose Williams or Linebrink. There is no "or". It's Williams.

It was cool in the end at least.

Time for the Rios.

Andruw time?

QUOTE (fathom @ Jun 27, 2010 -> 03:42 PM) Dempster is the worst match-up of all the Cubs starters for our hitters, due to our lack of quality lefty hitters. What are you talking about? We have Mark Kotsay.

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Jun 27, 2010 -> 03:41 PM) Welp, back to the dungeon for Dayan for the next week. The rookie hazing has to be so confusing. Do the Spanish-speaking players have to tell him what type of donuts to get?

Apparently, white men can jump. Screw Randy.

Game. Over.

That was a crappy call.

Get better soon Jenks Clan...it being a week worries me. Threets, come earn the LOOGY job. Please.

When Paulie is hot, he's hot.

This is annoying.

Tim Kurkjian and Eduardo Perez just basically said "The Sox are winning. NL doesn't matter."

HaPpY bIrThDaY

QUOTE (knightni @ Jun 27, 2010 -> 01:35 AM) 15-2 since my birthday wish came true. 15-2 since the pitchers were asked "What would you do, for a klondike bar?"

1: Cut a hole in a box 2: Put your junk in that box 3: Make her open the box And that's the way you do it Happy Anniversary man

QUOTE (SleepyWhiteSox @ Jun 26, 2010 -> 11:57 PM) He probably doesn't say it if he isn't pretty darn sure that it's happening. And he has a reputation already, but don't you think it'll grow to redunkulous proportions by calling the biggest free agency move in NBA history? And on the other side of the coin, he has no reputation if its wrong, especially now that he is in the public eye now.

QUOTE (iamshack @ Jun 27, 2010 -> 12:57 AM) That would be an absolute disgrace to the fans in San Diego if that happened. Of course, I haven't looked at their attendance figures either... Around 23.5K a game.