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idk man, Hanser Alberto is clutch

Damn, I need to look harder:

For anyone who doesn't want to waste a click, the SPORTS HATS YOU SHOULD NEVER WEAR IN LOS ANGELES includes THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS Houston Dodgers (while valid, not for this dude's reasoning) Seattle Mariners Texas Rangers Oakland A's (R.I.P) LOS ANGELES ANGELS of Anaheim New York Yankees (quite possibly the most popular hat in the world) Kansas City Royals Philadelphia Phillies Chicago White Sox Chicago Bulls (Jerry appreciates his teams together) Milwaukee Brewers Minnesota Twins (previous cap) Florida Marlins (specifically not Miami) UNC Boston Red Sox San Francisco Giants St. Louis Cardinals Michigan Wolverines Pittsburgh Pirates

Me checking lineups every day:

As someone that lives in Brooklyn and sees as much Sox gear as I do the Mets, it's because the Sox brand is closely tied to hip hop due to Eazy-E rocking the hat in the '90s and Chance the Rapper more recently. I think Chance changed it after the Sox declined to make him a paid ambassador, which sucks because his custom hats with the team were gorgeous.

Wow, that was a load of s%*#.

is this deja vu

I mean, if anyone can do it.

Good bunt! Gimme a Yaz bomb.

Courtesy of Elvis Andrews?

Goddamnit no Billy time

Tim why

Also Billy Hamilton 2013-2016?

Billy's like a goddamn psychological weapon.

ReyLo, my dude. Not that

Yeah, but he and Robin Ventura share a special bond. ltPnwzu.mp4

All that means is that if Sammy Peralta ever pitches for another team, you'll mention him in several posts.

High thread counts?

I mean Lenyn's AAA slashline this year is .460/.546/1.329 and he has historically struggled to begin every single level before coming into his own (with his AA and AAA adjustments being absolute tears), but sure, his less than 100 MLB ABs are a guarantee that he'll suck forever.

Darth Jimenez

I guess because he was his high school coach, Katz is to blame for his performance on the Cardinals?

Worst SoxTalk thread of all time.

At this point I'm convinced half this board has never been injured / is convinced you could just rub some dirt on a strained oblique.

"Lenyn, we need you to go work on stuff." Sosa goes 3-4 with a double. "Good enough."

That terminology now legally belongs to the South Side thanks to FX.