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You know things are looking up when we're running the "worst record to make the playoffs" graphic.

Trout was expecting MLB-caliber pitches.

Pedro, I'm begging you, make Lynn a piggyback starter.

Shocked but not disappointed. But also this: You have to imagine that means DDR or Lavine would be traded.

Would love me some Long Gone Vaughn right here.

Sweet lord, Tim got a hit.

To be fair, you don't want a well done Burger.

Everyone knows that you do rehab stints at the MLB level. Incredibly small sample size, but he was doing well in the WBC and the beginning of the season until Alberto punched his knee backwards. It's so frustrating that they insist on rushing guys back.

Cease and Kopech have to be fuming

Ump made a call so bad EE called a timeout.

Only acquire players with Robert in their name.

whimper into the night

Not nearly comedic enough.

Time for the Sox to tie it up only to lose in extras.

Maybe the Ohtani recruitment plan is he'll have fond memories associated with the White Sox?

Ohtani is so fucking amazing.

what the f***?

Well yeah, go look at his other thread titles. He always cites the publications / authors.

If this is trolling, your skin is thinner than your argument.

Just for kicks, I scrolled through 5 pages of this board and all direct quotes were attributed to who said them, be they reporters, players or managers. Anytime a site was referred (mainly MLB.com power rankings), that's who was attributed. So, keeping going off, but it's a losing battle.

My god I pity your middle school teachers.

"Standard formatting" I write headlines as part of my day job. Quotes are when you're attributing to someone, homie.

Glove flips are sexy.

My softball teammate is a Reds fan and he said Elly is gonna make $300M in his career and I had PTSD from projecting Eloy, Moncada and Robert.

Let's f*** around and go 7-0. Get to .500. Then fall back again.