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My second ChatGPT generated post today. Some light editing on my part to change names from COACH and PLAYER. The AI actually picked the players from the past on its own, which is funny. My favorite part of this is the cameo from @Y2Jimmy0 teaching the Sox in the '60s

Did I overdose and suddenly land myself in a Disney Channel Original Movie about baseball?

I would be so sad, but so happy for Tim.

Diekman:

Good luck charm:

Man, that 2006 squad. If only the pitching didn't implode. And obviously hindsight on Frank being healthy and the dumb spat with KW, but Rowand in center would have made that lineup all the scarier. And then Gio + Anderson could have been used for a pitcher.

I'd say there's a non-zero chance that it'd be Mellody Hobson or Michael Jordan in a 2-for-1 purchase of the Bulls and White Sox (once he sells the Hornets).

Ok, I apparently haven't opened this thread in a minute because this was the first post I saw and I didn't see anyone try it. If the bold ain't the truth.

Wait if we're sending them to a farm upstate, shouldn't we keep them on the White Sox?

Rick Hahn basically has two GM skills: Negotiate early contracts (and this is beginning to wane). Trading his big chips for prospects, but even then, this is based on the Sale, Q, Eaton trades. The flip side is that I keep thinking of the Marlins tear down and if that happened to the Sox, we'd be begging for Eloy, Moncada, Kopech, ReyLo and Gio - flaws and all. We'd also be begging for a big signing to bring all those players together.

Anyone know how Garfein and co. are doing on the White Sox Talk podcast? Last year they were sticking it out well into June and defending a lot of clear issues.

Right now the Sox' only hope is that this is the new Ron jinx thread with Abreu gone.

Runs like Billy, unfortunately also hits like Billy.

I didn't say which direction.

This moves the needle.

Bruh. What is going on???

Pain

Easy home run call, but lordy, fans should not be able to interfere that easily.

Lip, how does this answer the prompt

Power shows up this game

I had no idea what to expect from this and the result can only be called Dalquistian.

In awe of this man.

"Fire Pedro Grifol" seems like a layup, even if they turn the ship around. "The missing piece for this team is obvious" and it's either Ketel Marte or Joc Pederson "Trade Oscar Colas before his value drops." The RF solution pitched in this thread is Jake Burger. "We don't need Colson Montgomery, we need a starting pitcher." The starting pitcher mentioned in the thread is Jordan Montgomery.

When his legs give out in two weeks, yeah.

Boy that's two strikes right there. The less upside than Reyes, but also professional mentality.