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That's why I included player development. I feel like Eloy and Moncada are monsters on like, the Rays and Dodgers. The rest of the extensions worked out.

Mario Camilletti and Rikuu Nishida

Hahn was good at selling and locking up talented players with extensions. Bad at buying, free agents and player development. Unfortunately, these are all crucial parts of making those first two succeed.

Man, what if Brent Lillibridge had won the second base job?

If Getz wants to win me over, he'll claim ReyLo and Lucas for the lols

Honestly, if they included an explosion, I would have set up a Patreon for the likely-underpaid graphics department

You're welcome

Sunglasses photo is top tier.

Our entire minor league system will have phenomenal hair.

Dear lord, we'd find out how quickly he compares to Hahn when it comes to deflections and non-answers.

Eh, season is ending soon, he was on fire for so long. Could just be tired.

People have mentioned all the real ones, so I'll add one I said in the Getz thread If Getz is hired, our expectations will be so low that we can only be pleasantly surprised.

I can't wait to see him in Charlotte.

Thank you for jogging my memory on Vizquel and another noted scumbag Bartolo Colon disappearing.

Cause who wants to touch him?

I feel bad breaking it to you, but Larry Doby was with Cleveland when he did that.

If Getz claims them, I'll immediately like him 2% more as a GM

They could never face Castellanos.

Disco Demolition was fine on paper, it blew up (literally) into something else. Midseason was the wrong term.

Why do you have to ruin legitimate points by going so far overboard that you can see Atlantis?

But also cause f*** it, they need pitching and lord knows Gio has cost himself a big contract.

That is rough. Sox should just claim Gio and ReyLo for the lols.

I need to know where we rank "woman shoots herself and another fan after discharging a gun stored in her fat rolls, thus leading to the cancellation of a Vanilla Ice concert" ranks in the Absurd / Ridiculous Moments in White Sox history The last decade is stacked, but we've got Black Sox Scandal Chris Sale shredding jerseys Drake LaRoche Disco Demolition Night Sox fans attacking Tom Gamboa Trading our manager mid-season after he negotiated with another team to be their manager The shorts - I feel like they don't hold a candle to these, but are an honorable mention Belly fat gun Illinois legislature turning off clocks to prevent Reinsdorf from leaving the state (both good and bad) Hiring the play-by-play announcer as the GM; ends in disaster Tony LaRussa's DUI right after he's hired after a decade of not managing The Yermin Saga What am I missing?

Eh, f*** it. Now that JR has crushed the last bit of hope, I can't be disappointed.