Quin

Montgomery being intentionally walked last night is kinda hilarious.

Dear f***.

50% chance he had to use the bathroom.

Charlotte Frazier will forever live in our hearts.

PAIN

PASTA PARTY

@bmagsCarlos Perez gang rise up

Death Taxes Oakland is the House of Horrors

Pretty much sucks for the Sox that they have one of the fanbases that want a good product on the field.

If they end up in Vegas, I hope the A's fall to 7th in the draft.

Remy leads the league in TWTW

This is why insurance runs are important when the Angels have two GOATs and we root for the White Sox.

Vaughny Lightning ⚡

Speak it into existence

I feel dumb for not realizing the playing the field connection. Man's a DH.

Trout made that look so easy

The only insane logic I can think of is they think he'll be back — fully healthy — in the '24-'25 season and will try to extend him on a cheap deal in return for their loyalty.

You either retire a hero, or pitch long enough to become a slapdick motherfucker.

Pasta water simmering

REMY IS COMING FOR SHOHEI'S MVP

The pasta water is boiling?

Even though he's not a Sox pitcher, I'd like to nominate Alex Manoah.

I remember the days when we thought the rotation would be made of some combination of Gio, Rodon, ReyLo, Kopech, Cease, and Dunning.

Lance Lynn when he can't blame defense:

LANCE