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If we're being honest, a 2023 White Sox documentary would be a more interesting watch than the 2005 DVD.

Man, I wish they had traded him.

Venom doesn't like Andy the Clown. Venom is Reinsdorf confirmed.

Bill Veeck hurt the game by introducing the exploding scoreboard and pinwheels. It encourages showboating. They're should be polite golf claps after home runs. He also fucked up by putting names on jerseys. VEECK WRECKED BASEBALL.

Also, Nancy Faust ruined baseball by introducing rock and pop music to the sport.

If they disagree with a call, they should button their shirt, roll down their socks, go up to the ump, give him a firm handshake, hand him a resume with their stats and say "Mr. Umpire, I disagree with your call."

And other teams do win while wearing chains and accessories. Or do the Braves and Dodgers just not exist in your little world? And several NBA teams have won with headbands. In fact, basically all of them.

Personally, I'd like to emulate these teams:

Of course. We all know what they're missing.

I could keep going, but the point is that the Sox aren't bad because of Moncada's neon socks or Colas' blonde hair. They're bad because the organization is a dysfunctional mess from Jerry on down. It was being held together with shoelaces, gum and band-aids in 2019-2020, but Ricky was building a good clubhouse culture. Then the players learned that Ricky getting them to playoffs meant he was rewarded with getting fired for JR's old buddy and the floodgates opened.

James Shields for Tatis? BIG WIN FOR THE CULTURE

Andrew Vaughn for Elly De La Cruz, straight up? No-siree-bob.

And how can the Braves be winning with all this drip?

Also, Reinsdorf banned headbands for Bulls players until 2016. Lot of fucking good that did them. Oh joy, our players are getting sweat in their eyes but at least they look professional!

The Yankees are in last place and lost the season series to the White Sox. bUt HaIrCuTs

Lenyn Sosa wasn't even alive during the 90s.

Use Twitter.com as the URL and cut off the utm code (the ? and everything after). Sometimes it still embeds with the utm code, but it's hit or miss.

He's playing three rookies today. Maybe Getz sent a memo?

The fun thing here is that Bob strikes out a lot with non-Sox teams.

We need a clubhouse leader to lead the org.

Maybe a new director of minor league development will help him out.

At minimum, demote him to WinstonResident

https://www.mlb.com/prospects/stats/affiliates?teamId=145&date=08/25/2023 https://www.milb.com/scores/all/all/whitesox 3-2 across the org again. Thompson going for Birmingham. What strange world will Bama return to? KW & Hahn gone, Getz temp-o-permanently running the ship, Wolkow and Burrowes in Kanny, Charlotte winning a slugfest at home, and top prospects Elvis Andrus (BA #37, 2009) and Andrew Benintendi (BA #1, 2017) hitting home runs in the same game.

Why did Luis not also rob that one?

Luis Robert is amazing.