Quin

The real winner in this is Paul Giamatti, who's gonna get the weirdest sequel to a TV series ever.

Giants fans are going through actual off-season hell right now after losing Correa, Arson Judge, and Rodon to the NY area.

Lmao wtf

If the Sox give up Liam and take back McCann, I'm banking on cocaine flowing freely in Queens and asking for Baty like I mentioned before. It's a big ask, but also, f*** that noise.

Unless the Mets are batshit insane and prepared to buy real high on Liam and give up Baty, the only prospect that makes sense here is Parada.

I would not be shocked at all if Burke makes a spot start in like, August.

He's from Louisville?

I'd go to just about any other team than the asset starved Lakers first.

You may find yourselves asking, "Quin, did you need to make this cursed image?" The answer is yes. You have only the Corlas people to blame for me creating this pneumonic device.

Please, god.

Man, I sure appreciate Lonzo Ball as a player more than I did before they signed him. But forreal they have to blow up this roster and build around Lonzo/Ayo/Terry/Pat (for better or worse). Get what you can for everyone else.

Is @LionsInTexas suddenly a White Sox Twitter fanfic?

I cannot tell who is spelling "Corlas" on purpose anymore.

Well, the alternative is Leury Garcia.

Carlos Perez gang rise up @bmags

f*** Brett Myers and f*** Trevor Bauer.

Give me a Profar / Drury type that won't block Colas by playing both infield and outfield.

Chaos.

Lord, we could probably get Madrigal for Joe Kelly right now.

Yankees fans also booed Judge. They're a tough crowd.

God I love things like this.

If it were reversed, it'd be that the Sox went with the cheapskate move.

I cannot take a month of Gavin Sheets in right field.

I'll be damned, they signed someone. Still need a RF. Sucks Gallo is off the board.

Some defensive stats (UZR and DRS - @Jose Abreu, you asked for some stats) love him, even if he doesn't have a great arm (I'll always think of that horrendous throw he had where he still got a Sox runner thanks to Super Joe). Career slash of .279/.351/.734. Strikes out, but not too much. He's a whelming player.