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scans thread So we should have drafted Kwan at #4 and traded him for Josh Bell, who Juan Soto was packaged with, is what I'm getting from this.

Can't even finish first here ffs.

Pls no Lorzeno Cain

Oh no doubt. But this is just a drawn out joke about how Tony sucks and his injury also hurt the team, but because he stuck around.

Ok. Our 77-year-old manager having health issues related to his heart and falling asleep must be considered.

Do you remember When we had dreams for September

If we had access to Preller's cocaine stash, I'd say trade an Eloy-based package for Jazz (do a 3-way if needed) and back up a truck for Judge. However, we only have access to beer from Binny's. We'll get another reliever and like it.

Bro our 77-year-old manager needing a pacemaker surely must be taken into consideration.

I'm dumping Sheets and assuming Abreu is still around. I said I wouldn't dread it too much. I didn't say love.

It's poetic. Abreu gives us hope. Hahn's sole trade deadline acquisition destroys the hope. La Russa's favorite player ends the game on the weakest fly ball imaginable.

Holy. f***.

What a way to put a nail in the coffin that is this season.

"that stupid asshole" - Fathom discussing Straw.

Seby is doing his damndest to frame these my god.

bro Diekman

God damnit Diekman.

Apparently Kelly is the best Sox reliever against Cleveland this year, but of course he's away at the moment. That being said, he's on family medical leave, so hopefully his family is ok.

I'd take a Mt. Eloy eruption right now.

M-V-PITO BABY

C'mon Yoan.

I'd rather not.

Naylor joining Nick Punto in the pantheon of Sox killers.

Yoan! Now avoid the Manfred runner!

If our OF next year is: LF / DH: Eloy/Vaughn CF: Robert RF: Colas 4th OF: Pollock I don't dread it too much if Colas is the dude he's shown that he can be this year. The ceiling is so high, I just worry about health.

God it just fucking hung there