Quin

Because Joc Pederson as a White Sox is a state of mind, never a reality.

But we traded McGuire

Thompson makes his AA debut today right? Boosting that trade value?

Bold.

HOMERS GIO BIG. DIEK. ENERGY.

Hawk got us into this mess.

Soto at home!

Jake Burger and Gavin Sheets, baby!

Big Diek Energy is clearly a difference maker in the clubhouse. Get fucked Keller.

Big Diek Energy

Lmao

We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas.

When Diekman strikes out Soto to end Game 7, all will be forgiven.

This is Diekman slander.

This is gonna happen now and Menechino is gonna get an extension for fixing Bellinger.

Or the Padres rotation last season. Stuff always looks good on paper.

Chaos rejected

I think his point is that it's like calling Oklahoma the Midwest

Even if he approves, this is top tier comedy

And, while I guess I didn't specify which Reinsdorf, it was Michael that ushered in the regime change.

If they fail in that time, with the sunk money, any non-Reinsdorf GM is getting fired.

Oh God do it for the lols

Once again, I would like to point out that the suffering of Angels fans dwarfs our misery. They've basically got modern era Willie Mays and Babe Ruth and nothing to show for it.

I guarantee if you asked before this snippet came out, there'd be a few people here saying the White Sox based on the fact that they'd have to extend Ohtani. But also, in lieu of that, the Rays.