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I propose a moratorium on masturbation jokes outside of this thread.

Oy

Rage clicks.

Meanwhile, Adolfo making his impending departure hurt.

Romy trying to kill Zavala out here.

Well, this is is going swimmingly.

To answer the RF question though, Pollock does only have 6 career games there. Majority of his Dodgers tenure was in left, but he did spend time in center.

When I'm looking for White Sox analysis, I go to Twins' radio.

It's like people forget that Adam Engel was the Desert King for so long.

for Montas. Who says no? (Probably the A's)

Dude's a professional.

For all of the people that believe Crochet will never be starter: Would you trade him in a deal for a starter?

I should have. Need to change D to a C, which could obviously change if they were to acquire a starter.

That's an absolutely filthy lineup.

Rick Hahn really wanted fans to feel some semblance of joy after the Crochet kick to the nuts.

sad feels

I mean, if the Sox do that and don't give up Vaughn, it's fucking go time.

Rick Hahn finally getting revenge for not getting to hire Hinch. I like to imagine he was prepared to roll with internal options for right field, heard TLR's comments and just went "oh, fuck off."

Big feeling Sheets is on a trade block now.

Yo, what?

Extreme optimist lens: Maybe this means they're confident in Crochet's injury outlook???

Boy did I say this like, 1 minute too early.

I feel like these cuts (specifically Burger and Haseley) basically guarantee Adolfo breaking camp.

For the White Sox, hell yeah. I'm saying, baseball history kinda sucks if you remove prime Babe Ruth cause Kenesaw Mountain Landis bans him from the sport.

While I know it's 99% likely it's Tommy John, I'm gonna hold out hope that it's an Andrew Vaughn situation where we all thought he was dead and then they were like "nah, false alarm y'all he's good. Just gonna let him get stretched out. Didn't do his callisthenics today, y'know, short spring training and all."