Quin

My legal defense consists of I was negatively impacted by the inexplicable decisions of a Half of Fame person.

We could have done this pitching change when the bases were loaded with the game tied and Judge at the plate. Instead we waited for them to take the lead and reload the bases with Stanton at the plate.

Because something something Tony Hall of Fame

He's...still in.

Hey, if the lady wants to wear it, all the power to her. That being said, this string of comments requires Charles Barkley and his strange vendetta against the women of San Antonio.

I was definitely trying to convey sarcasm there. Cano sucks and if we're trying any new solution at 2B, it should be Yolbert.

aight I'mma try

Damn you, Preller...?

Same. The most I'll pay attention until then is mocking ESPN for proposing this: Note that this scenario is impossible due to the Stepien Rule, or they're genuinely proposing the Bulls throwing in a first round pick.

Charlie Tilson's only career home run was used in the lost game thread, so may I present another relic from the dark times, presented in glorious 360p: Good luck vibes:

Obligatory:

Petition to rename Jack to Rube Baker.

TAKE THAT, JACK.

You gotta challenge that.

bro

That went very, very far.

Admiring Robert, clearly.

I think he's firmly at 2B for now, but I do wonder what having a solid-to-above average 2B would do for stabilizing the infield. Without any evidence whatsoever to back it up, I feel like TA and Yoan are the type of players that play better defense when they have better defenders around them.

But does he have the same odds of finishing the season???

Oof. Feel better brother.

@DirtySox, you having any problems with the stream? It keeps going in and out for me.

I assume we didn't buy Codify because they told Jerry to sign Rodon. Just picturing Giolito-Rodon-Cease-Lynn-Kopech right now is...absolutely disgusting. And it was right. fucking. there.

I think we all experienced it last night.

May the Asche Man lead us to victory. CornDoggy doodle for good luck.

Bro it was a perfect game...after which all of his magic died. If anyone has Humber's pre and post perfect game splits, I'd love to see them. But I was mainly talking about super high draft pick / touted prospect.