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Stone, essentially: "I would like to see the Sox execute beer league softball level defense." (He actually said he just wants to see them execute a cutoff throw)

First glance: A tailor made double play! The Sox: Nah

Make Tony the team youth outreach coordinator.

I mean, yes.

I'm ready.

Quadratic Formula Chess

Soto for real pissed off the baseball gods.

Tatis would be a singles hitting second baseman/left fielder shuttling back and forth between Chicago and Charlotte because we can't cut Leury Garcia and he got in a fight with TLR about doing something cool on the field. TLR is a multiversal black hole that ruins all White Sox timelines.

Nah, bring up my man.

Is it safe to say the Tony La Russa hire is the all time worst move in franchise history?

Is he gonna call out mastermind Tony?

Bro we got b**** slapped.

Tony sucks.

Make it stop.

This team is in a much happier place if Jerry just didn't try to cheap out on Rodon and Gonzalez.

Thread title: Sox at Royals ITT: Wild speculation about TA's aviation travels, Keuchel's mom is angsty on Facebook

How'd we get this far with no System of a Down?

Fuck it. Easy win.

After working with my doctors on how long COVID has possibly altered the effects of my chronic ailments like epilepsy - I wouldn't handwave anything about Yoan. My guess: His work at third is still great because it's reflexive. But he's always been stuck in his own head at the plate ... and if he's experiencing any kind of brain-fog, that could be utterly fucking with his entire approach.

Holy macaroni.

Dodgers are the gold standard franchise of baseball. They just flexed on the Padres and this Dodgers run has been more homegrown than not.

BALL GO FAR

Eh, he actually got a pretty good slide (from my angle) in that made it close when he should have been out by a mile. First base coach should have held him. Which means...yeah, he'd be screwed with the Sox.

Ellis just tried to stretch a single into a double. He would have had it but he didn't take off until he saw the OF didn't have a decent read.