Quin

Pujols, Hamilton, Rendon, Upton (a trade, but a trade with a lot of cash/years attached). Every time they try to add a second/third star using their pocketbook, it crashes and burns.

Big Hurt Beer

Which is...exactly what the Angels have, but 1000 times worse because the Sale/Q/Eaton/Abreu core was good, but they weren't Trout/Ohtani good.

It's the Sale/Q/Eaton/Abreu situation, but 1000 times worse.

If we think we're pessimistic, Angels fans saw Trout and Ohtani go back-to-back and assumed they'd lose because Tungsten Arm O'Doyle won't be denied.

I know they've come to earth, but Perez 2-3 and Yolbert had a double.

Jose was hauling it!

What the absolute shit is this? Does this look like what dreams are made of?

I forgot how this feels like

I love today's White Sox Talk podcast because it's basically blaming TLR for the season but because it's the NBC Sports Chicago podcast they don't come out and say it.

Clown shit.

Honestly after last night I'm leaning Sheets.

seby what you doing

You forgot the best/worst part. Kyrie is acting like not giving up $30M to playing basketball for a certain team is daring to be different and leading us into tomorrow.

I get real jealous watching other teams left and right fielders.

Mandatory 3 games of rest.

Oh. My. God.

Man, the NBA is my favorite reality TV drama.

If I learned anything from the Jake Burger saga, it's that if a player does anything in the offseason that isn't baseball/working out (even if they are also doing baseball activities/rehab/workouts), they will be chastised for it every time they get injured until the end of time.

But everyone loves Derrick.

I mean this gives Hahn a pretty sweet arc. To carry this a bit further... TLR = Trevor

We're definitely in the bad place right now

TLR is clearly a glitch.

Can anyone run the numbers for the Sox stats whenever Ron makes a tanking thread?

Clearly something is in the water in Charlotte. Can we send...everyone but Tim down for a while.