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I live in Brooklyn and actually go to a decent amount of Cyclones games (especially when the Dash are in town). So I've already got a Mets minor league jersey.

Cali, we get it, you're the greatest scout of all time.

Nah, I wanted Quintana back and so did others.

Dangerously close to buying some Mets gear, god damn.

Preller has taken our seat at the table

You're not supposed to feel comfortable giving pitchers that much!

Lmao, Bonds should get in the hall just for this.

Preller: "The money will (actually) be spent."

If you consider inflation, Albert Belle's deal would be 104,465,646.91 in today's money. So we should probably count out Jerry.

For what it's worth, I was including extensions. But considering half of the extensions the Sox signed are loaded with options, it'd still take a while.

Some quick napkin math, but... Since buying the Mets (2020), Cohen has added at least $866.65 million in guaranteed contracts to the team. I'm sure the Rangers, Phillies, and Padres over the last few years are similar (they're all $500M+). So anyone that thinks big contracts are prohibitive is full of s%*#.

Absolute clown s%*#

Nailed this one from downtown.

Disclaimer just in case: In no way am I being serious.

But what do they have to show for it other than a really cool World Series run?

Only 13 years

A true test of "what would you give for a ring."

Us? Divisive? Never.

Lord strike me down with these foodie accounts.

Alright, raise your hand if this is you. Edit: Upon clicking it, this is actually Ozzie Jr. - which makes me trust it less?

Since Cohen became owner, Mets have added at least $866.65 million in guaranteed money. To be a Mets fan.

Seemingly everyone but the White Sox is in on this, including the Padres and their 30 shortstops.

Hawk approves.

32?

You don't swallow your tongue during a seizure. It's a myth. They broke his tooth trying to prevent it.