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I initially read that second sentence as Mendick and Leury, so I took it as Leury was covering the Sox for the Sun-Times and it was like, man, his super-sub role is going WAY too far.

Easy win.

Damn, you're right. I was equating Bmags not liking the signing due to allocation of resources (and if I'm wrong here again Bmags, just drag me) and mocking a foreign player's name for no reason other than internet likes. Sorry Rongurt.

Hey, I was all aboard the Yolbert hype machine at the end of last year when he decided to light his bat on fire. Love to see him continue it this year. You gotta worry about @bmags, the progenitor of the yogurt meme tho. EDIT: As you can see below, Bmags did not create the meme. It was Ron Ron.

Keuchel won the battle of the Cy Youngs

Bro wtf is this rain

I'd say most people are taking into consideration that Jose Abreu is 36 and seems to be contemplating retirement.

Remember, the owners wanted to very urgently all winter.*

If he sustains that, I think he'll do OK.

I feel like Sheets' ceiling is a one or two time All-Star. I feel like Vaughn's ceiling is a one or two time MVP.

@ron883 be all like "don't worry real fans will show up later in the season when Suzuki is the NL ROY favorite and the White Sox are still batting Abreu 3rd" Then Abreu will do that thing where he goes on a tear for like 2 months after Ron's annual "Abreu sucks" thread.

I wish they spread these games out throughout the day so I could make better use of MiLB.tv

Easy win

Sweet lord I don't want to see him traded.

Talk about immediate redemption, god damn.

Watching Luis Robert play defense is almost exciting as watching Luis Robert bat.

Eloy should just go yard. That'd be cool.

Doing his best Eloy impression.

Then we have Eloy who looks like a baby gazelle in left and made us all collectively hold our breaths after needlessly running into Robert the other day.

TLR gonna force Hahn to trade Sheets.

$20/laugh emoji, we went over this.

@soxlover15 is officially the best poster on the board right now.

I'm really the only one thinking what amazing value we got in the Alex Rios for Leury Legend trade? The opening day starter for a championship contender.

It was a damn good post.

"If I'm wrong, I'll do a fun thing" Lmao, this is prime Dave.