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It's hard to tell on the broadcast - but it stop like, immediately after Eloy's at-bat? If so, the baseball gods just really didn't want an Eloy homer.

Love me some patient offense.

DFA. Straight to the California Penal League.

Eloy and Cease are former Cubs prospects, fun fact!

Which one? There's like 3 different fonts. - Gothic/Olde English - The standard arial looking one - YOU JUST LEARNED POWERPOINT TRANSITIONS

Ever since I've seen Padres fans use the term "Now this is Padresing!" for disasters, I can't stop laughing about it.

LARGE AND IN CHARGE

And with that, we say goodnight to this catch-all thread.

Vaughn, Burger, Pollock, and Robert go back-to-back-to-back-to-back.

Mate, they brought back Adam "Drake LaRoche is our Leader" Eaton

I mistakenly read this as "he won't be sent to Charlotte if he clears waivers" and was like "damn, you're really low on Micker"

I'm 99% certain DA is being sarcastic.

The shitty part is that is how it goes with oblique strains. I suffered an oblique strain during a seizure and while recovering I feared two things: Yawns were pure agony. Sneezes were a death sentence.

Also @bmags if you want some old prime "Burger is a fat, un-athletic slob" takes to power you through his ROTY campaign:

I'm here for it.

Enjoy Baltimore homie.

Did you block Harold or something?

All the ones that people allude to on here

After trading Tatis, Semien, Bassitt, Montas, Narvaez and then role players the Sox would probably love to pencil in right now like Madrigal (w/e clubhouse issues aside), Pilkington, J.B. Wendelken, you'd think the Sox wouldn't want to trade possible future franchise players for risky panic bets (Montas' track record outside of last season), but people still be proposing them.

Shit, I feel like putting $1 on Keuchel and maybe his mom takes him to a steakhouse and yells "CY YOUNG OR DIE, b****."

Right? Like who looks at Luis Robert and goes "fucking JOSH HARRISON!"

RIP people that placed bets on Manaea winning AL Cy Young

Remy is French Bruce Bochy was born in France Bruce Bochy, as we all know, is heavily associated with the Giants The Giants share a geographic region with the Oakland A's The A's are rebuilding and Montas is their big chip left The Coliseum is cavernous and you need big power to hit homers Burger is clearly telegraphing that he's getting traded to the A's

Joey Votto's TikTok and the Mike Trout art guy have done more to market baseball to a non-baseball crowd than MLB has in years.

If the Sox had acquired Paddack, I would have told you why Katz could fix him, helped him develop a third pitch, etc. Now that the Twins have him: Bring me Craig Dedelow