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I'd say most people are taking into consideration that Jose Abreu is 36 and seems to be contemplating retirement.

Remember, the owners wanted to very urgently all winter.*

If he sustains that, I think he'll do OK.

I feel like Sheets' ceiling is a one or two time All-Star. I feel like Vaughn's ceiling is a one or two time MVP.

@ron883 be all like "don't worry real fans will show up later in the season when Suzuki is the NL ROY favorite and the White Sox are still batting Abreu 3rd" Then Abreu will do that thing where he goes on a tear for like 2 months after Ron's annual "Abreu sucks" thread.

I wish they spread these games out throughout the day so I could make better use of MiLB.tv

Easy win

Sweet lord I don't want to see him traded.

Talk about immediate redemption, god damn.

Watching Luis Robert play defense is almost exciting as watching Luis Robert bat.

Eloy should just go yard. That'd be cool.

Doing his best Eloy impression.

Then we have Eloy who looks like a baby gazelle in left and made us all collectively hold our breaths after needlessly running into Robert the other day.

TLR gonna force Hahn to trade Sheets.

$20/laugh emoji, we went over this.

@soxlover15 is officially the best poster on the board right now.

I'm really the only one thinking what amazing value we got in the Alex Rios for Leury Legend trade? The opening day starter for a championship contender.

It was a damn good post.

"If I'm wrong, I'll do a fun thing" Lmao, this is prime Dave.

I mean, that dude's also retweeting MLB Nerds, which almost makes me feel like a deal is close.

10 burger bucks

Why would you do this to @bmags

+100

Hype levels decreased.

I was about to be real hype for that package for Montas.