Quin

Easy win.

The only thing I'll say about the movie for now is that it feels like both an MCU movie and very much a Sam Raimi movie stylistically. For those bringing kids (sorta spoiler, but not a plot spoiler):

dear lord

#PerezWatch

Bring me Perez.

I mean, Thome seems to love being around the White Sox.

#YolbertWatch has begun.

Whenever someone hits at Birmingham, I get excited.

At the rate their hitting, we'd be talking about sending Madrigal to AAA and Yolbert replacing him on the big league roster. Not saying it's what the Sox would do, but it's definitely what we'd be clamouring for.

Easy win.

Now remove him from the South Atlantic League.

I love this because it's "likely Hall of Famer or current reliever, more likely to be a reliever." Like, no kidding Caulfield.

Swear filter is weird. As a prank once I tried changing Tatis to "He Who Must Not Be Named"

When I lived in Missouri I had to watch this crap when the Sox played the Royals: When people from other teams give me shit about Hawk, it makes me laugh because Hawk was just a big homer who should have retired a few years earlier. When people here complain about Benetti, it makes me laugh because Benetti at least knows that the moon isn't a fucking planet.

If you get hit with smaller baseballs at 85 mph it builds immunity to normal size baseballs at 94 mph.

Damn, I just got owned.

for real tho, it's suspicious at this point

Send him to W-S and pray he rubs off on Dalquist and Thompson.

Easy win.

This was one of the things brought up a lot when he got here, partially cause we had Basabe at the time, and partially cause it was an indicator that TLR does not pay attention to details anymore.

Gladney walks it off with a single right up the middle. 4-5 on the day.

@DirtySox and @BamaDoc are certified GOATs

Notable twins Luis Alexander Basabe and Luis Alejandro Basabe, which tricked TLR into trading for the wrong Basabe.

A Madrigalian OPS.