QUOTE (soxmaniac! @ Jun 6, 2012 -> 04:21 PM)
ozzie was 5'11 150 pounds in his playing day. Now he is probly 170 pounds because of the fat. i dont know why you're just assuming ozzie can beat somebody up that you dont know. a guy who was 5'11 150 pounds and just gained fat would get an ass whooping at least 50% of the time
i change my vote to ozzie. ill go to the bar with him so i can kick his ass.
Well, I'm 5'11, 220 lb. But everyone always thinks I'm 185, so it's more muscle I guess? Kind of like a Viciedo build, minus the baseball skills and strength of an ox. The difference would be that I'm 19 and not in my 40s.
Also, based off of past Ozzie comments, he'd fear his citizenship getting taken away. Meanwhile, I don't. However, Ozzie does have some crazy in him, but I got some crazy as well.
Conclusion: I punch Ozzie, he punches me back. We go "cool" and then troll Cubs fans. Greg calls me a rat/finck/snitch/bum because Ozzie gains my respect and we become new bestest friends forever and he signs my brothers 1990's Ozzie jersey. Then Ozzie is arrested for providing a minor with alcohol and all is sad.