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How long before the "Reed may bend, but he will not break" jokes?

QUOTE (greg775 @ May 18, 2012 -> 07:45 PM) And on Mark ... there's no way he'd have gone to the Marlins if he had ANY problems with Oz. Give me a break. He obviously likes pitching for Ozzie. If you weren't a Jayhawks fan, I'd swear to god you and my brother were the same person.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ May 18, 2012 -> 04:19 PM) I love swift justice. Straight owned.

"WELL, LOOKS LIKE IT'S f*** THIS s*** O'CLOCK"

ADDISON REED SAYS f*** YO s***.

Damnit, Mike Trout followed us.

Absolutely 0 f***s given by Alexei on ball 4.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ May 18, 2012 -> 03:44 PM) The sad part is - Garland was so much more accomplished. BUT KERRY WOOD WOULD HAVE BROKEN THE CURSE IF NOT FOR BARTMAN.

Nate Jones up in this b****.

QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ May 18, 2012 -> 03:36 PM) We need to sign Jon Garland so he can get the same treatment. He did more for the Sox (more wins, World Series) than Wood for the Cubs.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ May 18, 2012 -> 03:33 PM) KENNY WILLIAMS

Awww, the W flag says KW.

Ugh. Put him in for one batter.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 18, 2012 -> 03:23 PM) He's hitting .238 with a .707 OPS in May. There's an 0/14 stretch in there that really hurts his "past few weeks" numbers. I don't even care about average. It's been bullets right to left and right fielders seemingly every at bat as opposed to the "WTFISABASEBALLHOLYf***" swings.

Seriously, the way Gordon's been swinging the bat the past few weeks, he's back.

GOLDEN BOY MOTHERf***ERS.

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ May 18, 2012 -> 03:16 PM) Need to get The Shark out of there and see if we can ruin Kerry Wood's going away party. ...who?

I hate Samanajnajnajnnowjnewegnqjngq0jungtqno45tnorntwthq4ng4aj

QUOTE (Jake @ May 18, 2012 -> 02:54 PM) Anyone have a pitch count for Humber? 60

Gordon is great defender.

Ahahahaha. I love Tanks arm.

Beckham has been hitting it right at guys the past few weeks.

The Golden Boy b****es.

Castillo brought flopping to baseball.

Hawk's ready to go beat Samardzija's ass.