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QUOTE (Balta1701 @ May 18, 2012 -> 03:23 PM) He's hitting .238 with a .707 OPS in May. There's an 0/14 stretch in there that really hurts his "past few weeks" numbers. I don't even care about average. It's been bullets right to left and right fielders seemingly every at bat as opposed to the "WTFISABASEBALLHOLYf***" swings.

Seriously, the way Gordon's been swinging the bat the past few weeks, he's back.

GOLDEN BOY MOTHERf***ERS.

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ May 18, 2012 -> 03:16 PM) Need to get The Shark out of there and see if we can ruin Kerry Wood's going away party. ...who?

I hate Samanajnajnajnnowjnewegnqjngq0jungtqno45tnorntwthq4ng4aj

QUOTE (Jake @ May 18, 2012 -> 02:54 PM) Anyone have a pitch count for Humber? 60

Gordon is great defender.

Ahahahaha. I love Tanks arm.

Beckham has been hitting it right at guys the past few weeks.

The Golden Boy b****es.

Castillo brought flopping to baseball.

Hawk's ready to go beat Samardzija's ass.

Hawk's ready to go beat Samardzija's ass.

QUOTE (Jake @ May 18, 2012 -> 02:17 PM) And explain the motivation for this Samardzija is a dick?

Nevermind, he's out of the game. s***.

Samarzjia you f***er. However, everytime Paulie gets hit in the head, doesn't he hit a HR?

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ May 18, 2012 -> 11:24 AM) f*** THIS BULLs***. This always happens with Wade. If he has a bad game, he has a non-disclosed injury that he has been dealing with for a long time that nobody knew about until just now. If he has a great game after that, he has suddenly risen above the many obstacles in his way. if the team fails, well it was because Wade was injured. if the team succeeds, OMG CAN YOU BELIEVE WADE DID THAT WHILE INJURED?!!? I hate that guy. Every year its the same bulls*** Fall seven times, get up eight. My question... ...why the f*** did you start on the ground? But seriously. I hate Wade. CJ Watson had plantar fasciitis in both damn feet and got crucified but didn't mention it.

QUOTE (Jake @ May 18, 2012 -> 10:02 AM) I can't believe the mock draft I just looked at had Meyers Leonard at 17...I would take him on the Bulls in a heartbeat. I feel like he's going to be the biggest bust in the draft (well, him or Drummond).

QUOTE (southsideirish71 @ May 18, 2012 -> 10:00 AM) It would be fitting for him to walk the bases loaded and have Paulie hit a granny off of him to finish it. I'd die of laughter.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ May 17, 2012 -> 02:02 PM) STOP GOVERNMENT SPENDING FIX OUR BALLPARK OUR BALLPARK ISN'T FRIVOLOUS SPENDING. QUOTE (StrangeSox @ May 17, 2012 -> 02:54 PM) Metrosexual black Abe Lincoln will be a popular Halloween costume, I predict. QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ May 17, 2012 -> 03:01 PM) Dan Bernstein ‏@dan_bernstein Crain's reports Rahm "livid" with Ricketts family's "blatant hypocrisy," not returning their calls. Oh s***.

SALE! TANK! SUN! PAULIE! DUNN! RIOS! BECKHAM! CJ WILSON!

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ May 17, 2012 -> 02:23 PM) Eric Stults claimed by the Padres

Gordon's been putting the bat on the ball lately, just right to people.

SONOFAb****. Almost broke out the Golden Boy.

Man, Cubans hate April.