The Sir

MLB's GameDay said it. But yeah, I see him at second now.

Ha. I thought that was Rondon at short. Nope. Yolmer! Glad he dumps Gatorade on himself because if I never got to watch him suck at baseball again, I don't know what I'd do!

I returned as soon as I realized everyone would be hating on Yolmer! YES!

Don't think he's a long term solution, at all, but Ryan Cordell earned a few starts with that swing.

Insulting to little leaguers. Someone would have at least touched that ball.

I talked to MLBTV and they’re refunding it. I also now get the whole package and not just single team. Thanks for letting us all know about the deal!

I've already paid. Can they credit my account? I'll try.

I hate replay.

He might have broken up the no-no, but Alex Gordon will never ditch the label of worst signing in KC history. $72 million for four years of a .664 OPS. Woof.

Fucking Alex Gordon.

Think Palka's alone on the hitless wagon now.

I think I'm about to hop off the Palka train.

Ok, Benetti's still an unbearable dork, but I like "human buzz saw". Credit where credit is due.

Palka will get a bit sooner than McCant.

Do these fools COMMUNICATE on the baseball field AT ALL?

Uh huh. Why do I care?

Thank God Giolito had a quick inning there. I guess he wanted to get rid of that lady too. I'm grateful!

I like capitalism, and I'm all for advertising, but who is this lady again? Chairwoman for the IL lottery? Why the fuck is she there? My goodness, can I just watch a freaking baseball game?

You're probably right. I'm about to cut off my nose to spite my face, and say that I hope Yolmer struggles to have a .600 OPS. That'd probably do the trick, but Adam Engel's still around somewhere, so maybe not.

On the plus side, if Yolmer continues to fail, even this organization will eventually cut him.

Dude, shut the fuck up.

Rodon at second would be...interesting.? Joking aside, I agree with you. Rondon might end up stinking, but we don't know and he hasn't proven it one way or the other yet. Yolmer actually does stink. Since we're not contending, let's find out about Rondon this year.

Want an honest answer? You don't get the whole picture from me. I don't post "YOAN!!!!!!!!" when he hits a two run homer. I'm pumped, of course, but that comes out in real life. However, I can't turn to my wife or kids and say "Yolmer Sanchez fucking sucks" so that comes out here. This website provides a release. It's cathartic. It's therapy. Just the view of one pessimist.

No way. Get rid of Yolmer.

Mr. .661 Career OPS. We can cut Yolmer any day, ya know.