ron883

Pitch him like Ricky would pitch Cordero

What was Hahn thinking signing this dude? Good God.

That Sox math video sucked

Can you give a wild guess diagnosis?

Are there any of those doctor twitter accounts.with input yet?

I'm glad you aren't a doctor

That doesn't sound so bad. What if Eloy is like Moncada, where every little tweak looks 10x worse than it is?

True, that's an even better idea

We should. @Chisoxfn can you add ptatc to the payroll? Take it out of your cut of the forum earnings, which is completely bloated might I say.

Realistically though, cant you literally see when it is a complete tear in many cases? Like you'll see a bulge where the hamstring rolled up? Maybe it's a grade 2 sprain.

Was he out of shape coming in?

Could it be his knee?

@ptatc we need your help!

Good God...

Lmao do you remember that time some dude on here got really angry at you for your username?

I think you missed the sarcasm Ron

No more chewing tobacco, period

Lol is this sarcasm?

So you're saying he actually took a dump near TLR's bed to get OUT of the 3 hole

Is Bruce Bochy still available?

I'm all in on the conspiracy theories. Here are the different theories I've heard so far. 1. Hahn told Tony to quit batting Leury so high in the lineup, so Tony is purposely batting him high in the lineup to stick it to Hahn. 2. Tony is purposely batting Leury high in the lineup to passive aggressively show Hahn that the team needs to make moves and acquire better players. 3. Leury is banging Tony's wife (per Tony's request), and Tony is working the camera/lights. Tony is "batting cleanup", for lack of a better description.

Chicago reporters are such fucking wimps. Cowley is the only one with guts.

That AJ's gig, right? I hope he rips TLR for his lineups.

Wegner! Always on fire!