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I've lost zero ban bets under fair circumstances. Also, who the fook is this guy?

Unban Jack and remove Tony's moderator abilities*** The thread will be revised soon to reflect this accordingly.

Aww cmon scrooge, we're just asking for a little Soxtalk miracle here. Give the guy a 2nd chance. He regrets getting wacked, as Savara said.

The Sox have not won a playoff game since Parkman got the self inflicted ban hammer. We need something drastic to turn this thing around. Unban Jack Parkman. Unleash the beast.

@Look at Ray Ray Run in case you need something to make you chuckle, read this

You're thinking of Altuve

1000%

What did she say?

He was salivating over Dusty Baker earlier as well.

Go Robert!

Cmon @Kyyle23, unban the guy!

Why is this even a discussion? It should be Cease. He's been great lately.

He wants back in for the playoffs

Transfer Parkman's ban to this guy

Can we unban @Jack Parkman for the playoffs?

Starling Marte wouldn't look bad either. Imagine using that trade package (or similar) towards an everyday player that won't carry a huge salary next year (at the most volatile position).

This was a big pickup. Kick rocks @SoxAce

He brought his damn dog to watch the game too? You don't mess with ritual this much. Make him leave the dog at home next time.

This loss is on @CaliSoxFanViaSWside and @hi8is. They should have never watched the game together. You don't try something new during a playoff game.

The guy is a completely different pitcher now than he used to be. Those stats don't mean dick.

@SoxAce Jose Ruiz time you dirty SOB

Might just be that it's hard to hit a really good pitcher when he is on...

Spider tack

This is a good thing

What a dope