Jose Abreu

Whales do not cause forest fires

U'd think that smokey would be more honest.

Really, forest fires are caused by migraine headaches which are not caused by puppets.

Migraine headaches are not caused by puppets

QUOTE (raBBit @ Feb 11, 2015 -> 04:39 PM) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?...d%20Schoenfield QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Feb 11, 2015 -> 04:42 PM) I wish that was not written by a 26 year old phillie fan with a 3rd grade education Either way, they went 102-60 that year.

Kites are erratic in wind

Incredible discovery!

Gosh

QUOTE (Eminor3rd @ Feb 11, 2015 -> 09:15 AM) Lol no it's not. It's a completely defensible choice. Castro is a much better hitter and is way younger/less likely to fall off a cliff this year. The choice is basically a wash. The pick was for who will be better this season, so age doesn't matter. Alexei has also shown no signs of falling off a cliff (he always has good hitting starts to a season and gradually declines).

QUOTE (flavum @ Feb 11, 2015 -> 08:42 AM) 54 Countdown To 2015/4/6 53 days ------------------- That's what I have on my countdown clock. http://days.to/6-april/2015

Melky Cabrera (53) days to Opening Day

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Feb 10, 2015 -> 09:43 PM) Trolled? Tolled?

K.C. Johnson @KCJHoop Follow Thibodeau said Butler will undergo an MRI on his right shoulder strain tomorrow.

McDermott with a nice and-1 in garbage time, Bulls win!

Rose with 16 on 7/10 shooting and 5 assists.

Frustrating first half but the Bulls are up 57-49. Rose and Snell combined for 29

When he asked Flowers who the biggest trash talker is, I knew he'd say Torii Hunter.

QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Feb 10, 2015 -> 12:45 PM) I'll believe that when I see it. Chuck Garfien ‏@ChuckGarfien 13s14 seconds ago Mike Dunleavy WILL play tonight.

Cameron Bairstow

A very good name indeed.

Xander Bogaerts isn't prepared, that's why

Unless it was directed at himself

Dunleavy is a game-time decision, and it sounds like he'll play. But we'll see

pizza

QUOTE (Y2JImmy0 @ Feb 10, 2015 -> 07:40 AM) The Rodon/Rondon thing has to stop from everyone. It's Rodon. And he's a stud. So we should remember his name. Brian Hanley yesterday morning called him Hector Rondon. Seriously? That's a completely different guy