Meanwhile... in the MLB Analyst Room
*Hahn talking to Jon Heyman on phone* "Now Jon, for an extra fifty bucks, you tweet in 5 minutes, 'Rangers are now the favorite for Abreu.' Got it?"
IT WORKED! Kind of.
Barry Jackson (MIA Beat Writer): Marlins bid but are reportedly out of running for Cuban 1B Jose Dariel Abreu, who Fox says will likely get 6 yrs, $68 M from White Sox.
Funniest tweet yet that was just deleted for who knows what: White Sox and Rangers agree to split Abreu's services 81 games/81 games and split his 4 year, $44 MM contract. He is still on pace to drive in 247 runs for each team.
QUOTE (Marty34 @ Oct 17, 2013 -> 08:45 PM)
Then you have the Sox beat writers who just collect a check.
Or they just become Cubs beat writers instead. #MarkGonzalez
QUOTE (bbilek1 @ Oct 17, 2013 -> 08:14 PM)
If you strike out you're Dunn. De Aza had strike out issues, he's now Dunn. Flowers? Dunn.
Yup. You don't even know our players' names? Alejandro Dunn, Tyler Dunn, Dayan Dunn...