Bob Sacamano

You’re in Cali. I think Iowa is blacked out for Sox Cubs games (and that does include games on MLBN)

He’s our best 1B

Commercial-ception

He literally asked Jon Garland “do you pay attention to the stars of the team like Shane Smith” LMAO

He honestly does sound AI now that you mention it lol

Oh yeah

I remember that but I forgot about him since then haha

You know who I forgot existed up until now? Tauchman. When the f*** does he come back

It’s a pretty low bar to be fair

If Vasil pitches today, would it be the first time three Rule 5 guys appeared in a game for one team ever?

Usually the only thing he does well against in the game

Well counting Aunts and Uncles and cousins maybe.

Thaaaaat’s when they fill the seats, baby!!!

Lol I love Jon Garland but Lou’s is not a must

Nooooo not Lou Malnati’s you hipster.

Well that sucks

They easily could have done: Vargas 3B, Workman SS, Baldwin 2B and Sosa 1B (who has played there this year)

Miguel Vargas at 1B, eh?

Yeah, I get that. In my opinion, they shouldn’t have signed anyone.

I didn't really want them to sign an infielder, but since they did I thought a guy like Jorge Polanco would have been a better fit. See if he can hit enough and trade to a contender at least. Looks like he's bounced back nicely so far looking at his numbers. Granted, he wouldn't have signed for the same dollar amount, even though payroll is so cheap.

Age 23, year '22.

Bumpity bump bump bumpity bump bump

Better use of time. A bonfire sounds great.

He might by default honestly since there is no one else in the pipeline for at least a few years.

Feels like a WestEddy quote