Lukakke Appling

Yeah my optimism is gone, as is my excitement for the season and overall will to live.

I’m alarmed at how little I give a shit at this point.

I think the Phils paid for some of what Thome was owed.

Gomez just reiterated something someone else tweeted earlier after he was asked. And his his info was mostly accurate, especially when compared to others and ESPECIALLY Dan Clark. I believe that’s all that was being said. I don’t think there’s a chance in hell the Sox get Harper, but your assessment was wrong.

What a clown show.

Santana will make the Opening Day roster if he’s healthy. They rarely offer that kind of guaranteed money on a minor league deal if it isn’t agreed on already. The MiL deal protects them from injury and buys some time to clear a roster spot.

These dickheads aren’t signing Harper. They’ll sign Adam Jones or something and rave about his leadership in camp.

I’m in Cuba right now so I’m trying to delay my disappointment until I’m home. But I had made plans to take the lady to Chicago this summer for a weekend, and those plans won’t be happening anymore. Going to go somewhere less depressing.

It’s kind of impressive that I’ve lost interest in the season and it’s not even March yet. Usually it takes all the way to June for that to happen. Progress!

Acuna or soto

I might need a break. I’ll still be a Sox fan because I’m a fucking idiot, but this is too much. The only thing this franchise seems capable of is disappointing the few fans stupid enough to stick by them.

Haha, yeah. He’s from rural Ontario, same as the show takes place.

The expression doesn’t refer to women. It just basically means let’s get going, hurry up, etc.

Great show. My dad always used that expression growing up also. Appropriate given the circumstances.

Pitter patter, lets get at ‘er

Is Lozano bound by the same rules? He isn’t a union member or employed by mlb. Legit question, I don’t know the answer.

I’m about to board a 6 hour flight, so naturally Manny will sign somewhere in the next 6 hours. You’re welcome.

I’m interested in seeing how Lambert does and last year’s notable picks. Hopefully Robert can stay healthy.

Kenny was probably busy playing for the Tigers at the time.

Both booties have #7 on them. Manny is just trolling TA. He’s taking his number and his position.

He’s never walked much in the minors, but he hits for a high average. I think an OBP in the mid .300’s is a fair expectation. About the same as Manny.

That’s slugging percentage.

You could call this the “Moncada at the plate” of posts.

This thread is a depressed market

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