Lukakke Appling

You could even say he would have been over extended. Get it? I’ll see myself out.

Yoan has been Mark Teahaning it a lot lately.

Test 3,2,1... I guess there’s worse things an announcer can say when they don’t realize they have a hot mic.

IN PLAY, RUN(S) really brings me back

I can’t believe you missed it

God struck down McCann for lying and the lightning knocked the power out. Should have played Yas.

Yeah he’s not right. I’d sit him for the PIT series which gives him 4 days. If he’s still not right you can IL him retroactively to tomorrow.

He had a single today

I hate losing before an off day.

Spaghetti dinners

It appears my feed is behind everyone else’s lol

This would be prime bummer time.

Sit him for the PIT series. That’s a four game rest.

He must have deleted it. Here’s a screenshot.

https://twitter.com/mlbbrucelevine/status/1297564739019603970?s=21 Bruce has lost it.

Mr. Brennamann has seen blazing saddles one too many times. I doubt anyone gets this reference.

I’m fine with a pitchers dual. But we need a run

I’m cheering for black and white. I guess some red today. Not orange.

Hey! A leader!

Only the white Sox could lose these games.

Give me someone who can throw strikes.

100% must win

That’s how it happens for a RHP every time. Jesus Christ.

Water comes on tap. He held the ball. Runner flinched and got caught. Call it however you want. Blame game is fun but the mirror is scary.

This is where we miss Jurassic Carl to start some beef and kickstart these boys.