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I tried to make polishing her apple a euphemism early this evening, but my wife didn't bite.....except on the apple,

Reason #4379

Team staying on a .333 winning percentage pace. I am really, really getting sick of just expecting this team to lose every friggin day.

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They should give away the Pope hats every Tuesday and Wednesday home games.

I'm cracking open a beer to celebrate Chase finally on the bench.

Must be nice to be so handy.

Is that another McGuire joke?

Oooo.....I like that.

I always like to blame the bench coach....except when it was Baines of course.

Asked and answered....thank you.

Are Reese jokes allowed on game threads when he is not in the lineup?

Did you mean to say season?

Lee is in Charlotte, right?

Serious question....do you know if he typically started slow in Japan?

Maybe he'd do better as a switch hitter??

Hope those are kosher dogs. Life has never been the same since Best Kosher went out of business.

I thought it was supposed to be teal?

If he is one of those, they will just trade him in 2-3 years.

So if he would have dropped to the 18th round, they would have grabbed him??

Don't panic....Noah just is not an opener. Have him follow Grant next time.

Just saw that Sid Krofft, the creator of H.R. Pufnstuf died at 96. I recently saw a video of the opening credits and had forgotten what a freaky show that was.

Oh My

I was going to reference Katy Perry's Booty Hole but this is a family friendly chat space.

Peggy Kusinski's kid is better than Bruce Levine.