Ducksnort

Interesting, so far this season the Sox have actually been pretty healthy outside of the 3 guys that have a history of hurting themselves (and, ironically, are the guys the Sox rely the most on to be productive).

I decided on a whim to watch the game last night and that was the funnest I've had watching a Sox game in a long time. I know it won't last but let's enjoy this as long as we can. The back to reality against Minnesota lol

Satan? Is that you?

He does have personality!

FOR ALL THE HATERS. SOUTHSIDE STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND UP

No fucking way

I think there's a dude in the front row with a campfire milkshake shirsey

Imagine walking Martin Maldonado.

He is Grifol's secret weapon to preserving losing streaks when the team gets ahead.

Anyone see that "umps are our neighbors" ad? Lmao that mfkr might live down the street but while that game is happening he better be getting the calls right or else he's going to wear it.

This is what sucks. That stadium has so much potential to be such a loud, fun place to be, if only Jerry would do what it takes to make them a winning team. If they would just win, that park would be full and loud all season long.

I can think of a few on this forum that did ?

I think it's time to cannonball his ass off this team.

Sheets hitting a couple bombs tonight with that RF wind

Well he used the word rebuild. At least they're admitting it now. So much for Jerry's "needing to contend immediately" bs.

Imagine playing this bad against the Chicago White Sox.

Who tf is Rafael Ortega, keep him on the team.

Now when those guys move up, can they keep it in shape? The answer: no.

Who cares about an Eloy blast when you got a campfire milkshake smh

The campfire milk shake makes and appearance! MVP! MVP! MVP!

I really wanted Paredes to get a hit. I have him on my beat the streak ?Looks like my streak will end at 7

Man I remember when the Sox signed him, how that was supposed to signify years of competitiveness. Possibly even a dynasty. Ignorant bliss.

When they lose this Twins game, they need to make an announcement that his ass is mowed grass.

Obviously you don't want your favorite team to lose ballgames, but the more this team loses, the closer we get to even Jerry having to admit bigger changes are needed than just firing KW and RH. I hope they keep losing so we see changes sooner than later.

How the duck did we get here?