Dare I say this team is FUN?

Hit parade. 

Abreu; such a fucking pro.

Holy freaking cow.

Unlucky!

Where has Kikuchi been hiding that nasty slider boring in on the knee caps of a righty

Yoan, it appears, still capable of striking out. I'm not sure he will hit his 22 WAR projection.

Just now, Jake said:

Where has Kikuchi been hiding that nasty slider boring in on the knee caps of a righty

Think that was a nasty changeup.  His breaking ball looks like a 12-6 looper.  

Down to fucking 92 already.  WTF man.

Stay focused dude.  Come on.

And he's completely lost it.  

2 minutes ago, bmags said:

Yoan, it appears, still capable of striking out. I'm not sure he will hit his 22 WAR projection.

He swung at the first two pitches instead of just watching them go by, even his strikeouts this year are more encouraging.

Just now, chitownsportsfan said:

And he's completely lost it.  

Relax dude

Uh...please don't be injured.

Hi, Reynaldo...can you throw strikes, please? You have a 5 run lead.

Throw strikes Lopez

1 minute ago, chitownsportsfan said:

Down to fucking 92 already.  WTF man.

Looks like a Cooper special. This is why Cooper is a relic. 

Just now, ChiSox59 said:

Relax dude

He might be hurt.  

14 minutes ago, Soxnfins said:

Screw it, 5/60M for Moncada with 2 $20M options to make it 7/100.... Does Moncada say no to that?

yes, he does

Just now, chitownsportsfan said:

He might be hurt.  

If it isn't a Cooper special, it looks like exactly what happened to Kopech before his UCL snapped. 

Gonna be a mound visit right?

Everything is high and outside

How hard is it to just throw strikes with a 5 run lead

Lopez and Gio are both massive headcases.

1 minute ago, Jack Parkman said:

If it isn't a Cooper special, it looks like exactly what happened to Kopech before his UCL snapped. 

Fuck you're completely right.