Yeaahhhh send him back to buckeye arizona!! ??? man I second the need to be high for this 

Hawk would at least know the rules of baseball

Would rather listen to bad Hawk

I missed the first few batters...has he mentioned how the PAC12 is the Conference of Champions!

Commercial break, I long for you and my release from this infernal torture 

2 minutes ago, Quin said:

Ding ding ding. Go to the reddit baseball board and fans from a bunch of other teams are jazzed to watch this.

I texted a few of my buddies already who had no idea he was doing the broadcast (Sox and Cubs fans). They were legit laughing at the thought as they turned to the game.

2 minutes ago, beckham15 said:

Yeaahhhh send him back to buckeye arizona!! ??? man I second the need to be high for this 

Shit is getting hilarious for me now.

Just now, SoxAce said:

I texted a few of my buddies already who had no idea he was doing the broadcast (Sox and Cubs fans). They were legit laughing at the thought as they turned to the game.

It would have been gold for one inning. Oh well, I agree with Tony it was a smart PR move

I can't listen to this clown show. I'm actually listening to Farmer and DJ who are 10 seconds in front of the TV.  It's still better.

3 minutes ago, fathom said:

Hawk would at least know the rules of baseball

Assuming you meant to say basketball, remember, I said a stoned Hawk. 

You think he'd be explaining shooting forms and three second rules? But it'd be fun as shit to hear "YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD" for a random three pointer.

1 minute ago, SoxAce said:

I texted a few of my buddies already who had no idea he was doing the broadcast (Sox and Cubs fans). They were legit laughing at the thought as they turned to the game.

My friends that are Cards fans are the ones who initially told me about it and they were absurdly excited to tune in, because they've wanted to hear Walton call a game for years.

1 minute ago, fathom said:

It would have been gold for one inning.

I'm telling you fathom I'm not a big pothead guy (at least compared to my high school days)... but I legit had to roll one to watch this trainwreck. 

Walton’s reason for not being a catcher was hilarious 

2 minutes ago, SoxAce said:

I'm telling you fathom I'm not a big pothead guy (at least compared to my high school days)... but I legit had to roll one to watch this trainwreck. 

Who are you fooling...  if you have immediate access to tweeds, you are still a pothead.  ?

this is the best

This is more talking during a game than a week of games with Hawk or Stone.  No dead air whatsoever.

I sure see "lined out to RF" a lot for Eloy.

This is great .....you have to be high to enjoy this

Just now, CaliSoxFanViaSWside said:

I sure see "lined out to RF" a lot for Eloy.

He’s crushing it right now

Just now, fathom said:

He’s crushing it right now

He would make an excellent DH.

Ok, but the umpire suggestion...isn't bad.

Just now, Quin said:

Ok, but the umpire suggestion...isn't bad.

If that's the case Angel Hernandez and Joe West would get rotated regularly. 

This is AWFUL

Just now, SoxAce said:

If that's the case Angel Hernandez and Joe West would get rotated regularly. 

And it would publicly shame them.

Love how any ball put into a play seems like a hit.

The carryover rule where if you got a double or triple play it would start the next inning with 1-2 outs would actually speed up the game.

 

Name association x 10, Farmer would enjoy guesting for an inning.

WTF is this