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Narrator: they failed to turn it around.

They couldn't even turn it around if it was the Hokie Pokey.

I’m determined to be a billionaire

46 minutes ago, southsider2k5 said:

They couldn't even turn it around if it was the Hokie Pokey.

I was once addicted to the Hokey Pokey. But I turned myself around.

1 minute ago, Dick Allen said:

I was once addicted to the Hokey Pokey. But I turned myself around.

None of us thought it was possible, you kept putting your right hand in, then taking it out, then shaking it around. We were very worried for you 

1 hour ago, Dick Allen said:

I was once addicted to the Hokey Pokey. But I turned myself around.

Better than the Honeybunch.

Or perhaps not, depending on who you're married to.

1 hour ago, Dick Allen said:

I was once addicted to the Hokey Pokey. But I turned myself around.

I hate you for making me laugh at this fucking joke.

Getz is so determined he's going to turn this around a full 360°

3 hours ago, southsider2k5 said:

They couldn't even turn it around if it was the Hokie Pokey.

That's what it's all about folks. 

That's really bad news for anyone who thinks if they just tried they could be better. This is them trying. 

? The only way they "turn it around" is if the other teams in the league forfeit.

8 hours ago, Lip Man 1 said:

? The only way they "turn it around" is if the other teams in the league forfeit.

Hmm, a trans player in other sports causes forfeits. How about Bauer cuts his nuts off and joins the team? I think folks might walk back their "I'm done if they sign him pledge". 

4 minutes ago, Texsox said:

Hmm, a trans player in other sports causes forfeits. How about Bauer cuts his nuts off and joins the team? I think folks might walk back their "I'm done if they sign him pledge". 

Trixie Bauer

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Edited May 9, 20241 yr by cuban_sammiches