who the f*** is "woodford"?

1 minute ago, chitownsportsfan said:

who the f*** is "woodford"?

We sure this isn’t just Soroka?

Just now, fathom said:

We sure this isn’t just Soroka?

It's like in the old video games when it would just be "player 99". This guy is as generic as it gets.

2 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said:

It's like in the old video games when it would just be "player 99". This guy is as generic as it gets.

Amazing how in the day and age of everyone throwing hard, the Sox have so many guys in the 91-93 range

This guy has no fucking clue where his pitches are going. He'll fit right in up here.

2 hours ago, WestEddy said:

I experience pain when Andrew Vaughn swings too. 

6 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said:

It's like in the old video games when it would just be "player 99". This guy is as generic as it gets.

https://corymvega.medium.com/mvp-baseball-2005-the-legend-of-jon-dowd-the-greatest-fake-athlete-ever-7f1600aa822b

Still probably the greatest baseball video game of all time.  Better than The Show for its time (2005).

Edited June 7, 20241 yr by WhiteSox2023

deloach could have knocked out pedro and saved us all some grief.

Just now, WhiteSox2023 said:

https://corymvega.medium.com/mvp-baseball-2005-the-legend-of-jon-dowd-the-greatest-fake-athlete-ever-7f1600aa822b

This is a good one too, patron saint of a local midwest themed bar:

https://petoskeysbar.com/seattle-fremont-petoskey-s-about

They got his "photos" up all throughout the place.

1 minute ago, WhiteSox2023 said:

https://corymvega.medium.com/mvp-baseball-2005-the-legend-of-jon-dowd-the-greatest-fake-athlete-ever-7f1600aa822b

Still probably the greatest baseball video game of all time.  Better than The Show for its time (2005).

MVP what a great game

That didn't take long

Down already 

John we are averaging about 10k a night, STFU.

Lol. Woodford is so bad. 

Stone bitching about the weather and having to spend more time doing a job most people would die for. STFU old man.

2 minutes ago, JoshPR said:

MVP what a great game

Oh yeah.  Fans still mod the PC version of the game to this day, with the latest roster updates, graphics, etc.

https://www.mvpmods.com/files/category/2-mvp-baseball-2005/

Just now, Paulie4Pres said:

Lol. Woodford is so bad. 

I've seen celebrity first pitch throwers with more command.

Just now, chitownsportsfan said:

John we are averaging about 10k a night, STFU.

And that's paid. There is no way average actual attendance is at 10k. Might be half that.

Just now, chitownsportsfan said:

Stone bitching about the weather and having to spend more time doing a job most people would die for. STFU old man.

He basically gets paid to tell stories he’s told countless times, predict a few pitches, ditch west coast trips, and troll his partner.

Listen to Stone and Schriffen. Which one just said the dumber thing, Schriffen saying "things aren't going as planned" or Stone saying "this will be a fun, exciting game?"

See, that's the issue with Schriffen. He isn't even a homer. He's just a fucking moron. He legitimately has next to no professional baseball knowledge and thought going in that this was going to be a good year for the Sox, probably in some part because he was the new pxp guy. f*** off

15 minutes ago, fathom said:

How this team ended up with Woodford as a major league player is insane.

Woodford looks like he is 15.

this might be the worst spot starter I've seen in 30 some years as a fan. This guy has nothing.

7 minutes ago, WhiteSox2023 said:

https://corymvega.medium.com/mvp-baseball-2005-the-legend-of-jon-dowd-the-greatest-fake-athlete-ever-7f1600aa822b

Still probably the greatest baseball video game of all time.  Better than The Show for its time (2005).

If you count Backyard Baseball as a "video game," that's the best ever

Loop shirt guy switched seats.

Just now, chitownsportsfan said:

this might be the worst spot starter I've seen in 30 some years as a fan. This guy has nothing.

Batting practice pitcher.