SoxAce Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Steve don't steal SOXMAN's rant that's wicked had. Yes, I see he has in his sig now.. BTW, Beastly's B-Day is in 3 days.. He'll probably make his return then on his Sweet 16. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Besides BeGood, and just because I remember him mentioning it, I couldn't tell you who is 13 and who is 31, and who is as hold as cw and I. Actually my most annpoying troll, who was never banned, but left on his/her own was alegedly over 21. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted April 22, 2004 Share Posted April 22, 2004 Besides BeGood, and just because I remember him mentioning it, I couldn't tell you who is 13 and who is 31, and who is as hold as cw and I. Actually my most annpoying troll, who was never banned, but left on his/her own was alegedly over 21. I thought for awhile that you were a college student Tex. Until you talked about you medical stuff and then I looked at your profile and went Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Steve don't steal SOXMAN's rant that's wicked had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 I thought for awhile that you were a college student Tex. Until you talked about you medical stuff and then I looked at your profile and went Oh s***, me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 I'm 47 and assemble moose in Alaska for a living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 I'm 47 and assemble moose in Alaska for a living. Well durr, everyone knew that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 My boss is named Ivan. Â Our last discussion: Â Me: Ivan, how's this look? Ivan: Leg go on moose. Me. The leg is on the moose. Ivan: No, leg on moooooooose. {I take off leg, attach to ear} Ivan: Many thanks. Expect extra helping of crab juice with company mandated lunch, garnished with stapler. Me: When can I get promoted to forest chipmunk? Ivan: After many moose. Â Â I love my job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 My boss is named Ivan. Our last discussion:  Me: Ivan, how's this look? Ivan: Leg go on moose. Me. The leg is on the moose. Ivan: No, leg on moooooooose. {I take off leg, attach to ear} Ivan: Many thanks. Expect extra helping of crab juice with company mandated lunch, garnished with stapler. Me: When can I get promoted to forest chipmunk? Ivan: After many moose.   I love my job. Jas may have turned 21...but I think someone has been drinking in his place... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 No...I haven't....just had a tennis meet and I'm dead tired....one of my friendds came over...I'm in the bathroom...I come out....he's alternation between Smirnoff Rasberry Twist and Baileys Irish Creame, drinking them out of the bottles. Needless to say, he was a little off during the meet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Chapter 2: Â Ivan: We moving you to forest chipmunk division. Me: That's great.....Who's replacing me? Ivan: We do research, find sex lead to more moose.....we now in business of moose escort service. I now observe. Me: So what exactly will I be doing in the forest chipmunk division? Ivan: Test subject for testicle attacking forest chipmunk. Me: That's not good. Ivan: Not so. Job come with free company dune buggy. Me: Dune buggy? Ivan: I say dune buggy? I mean sterile horse and wool blanket. Me: Why does it matter if the horse is sterile? Ivan: I had incident with horse. It now know not to eye my wife like that. Me: That's a shame. Damn shame. Ivan: That horse also eat my child. Not to mention cursed by Ganesha. Me: Oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Chapter 3 Â Ivan: How go it in chipmunk division. Me: Not good. I have bruises. Ivan: Guard crotch. Me: Yeah. I figured that one out quick. Ivan: Oh...you smarter than me. Took me while to catch on. Me: Oh how'd that end up? Ivan: Me now can't render children. We adopt cactus. Me:How's that going? Ivan: Not seem to take well. He attack every time I try to hug. Also, many, many piercings. Me think he's rebel. Me: Maybe he's just afraid of loving you too much. Ivan: Could be that. Could also be rank, rank body odor. I go bathe now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmookie Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Supersteve why wold you take SOXMAN'S thing! It's his not yours. He is SOXMAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Heads...guard crotch, hahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Chapter 4 Â Me: Hey Ivan, I've been upgraded to fish gutter! Ivan: Ooh, bad deal? Me: Why's it bad? Ivan: Fish vicious. Known to bite off fingers. Me:They're dead, though. Ivan: Fish play possum. Live ones jump discreetly into gutting overalls. Then, when you put hand in pocket to play with self...CHOMP....no more hangnail. Me: You sure about this? {Ivan holds up bloody stump of a finger} Me: Eww. Ivan: Be man about it. Teach fish who boss. Fish eat my finger, I eat fish. Now I have finger back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 God, this stuff is comic gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 I think this is the official "Let Heads amuse himself thread." Â Just leave him alone. He'll come back out in a few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 I think this is the official "Let Heads amuse himself thread." Just leave him alone. He'll come back out in a few days. Lol. Yeah. He's got quite the imagenation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 God, this stuff is comic gold. it actually is, heads, that's some good stuff  put it together whe you are done and email it to me, please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 he'll be fine, or he'll be GAWN. no worries, right DBAH0?      edit: I altered the name of the thread for our beatle fans... cu cu ka choo No worries mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Seriously, whatever Heads was drinking tonight, I want some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Seriously, whatever Heads was drinking tonight, I want some. Sum of Iowa's finest no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighHeat45 Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Seriously, whatever Heads was drinking tonight, I want some. what if he was drinking dog piss :puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 what if he was drinking dog piss :puke I didn't know they were allowed dogs in Iowa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 Seriously, whatever Heads was drinking tonight, I want some. It must be some good-ish stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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