September 9, 200421 yr I found this thread in another forum and received a lot of hilarious replies. I’ll ask 5 random questions and you answer them... 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it?
September 9, 200421 yr 1. Yes, warm feet are good. 2. Not exactly naked...... 3. More like thrice a week. 4. Maybe 5. Almost
September 9, 200421 yr I found this thread in another forum and received a lot of hilarious replies. I’ll ask 5 random questions and you answer them... 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? 1. Yes 2. Never, I'm just a thin guy so not much to flex. 3. Used to before I had a girlfriend, now I have someone to take care of that for me 4. Why not? 5. Yes I have actually. 4 pieces isn't a real serving size.
September 9, 200421 yr 1. No 2. Sometimes 3. Yes (but that'll change this year. ) 4. WTF 5. No (not much of a cook period)
September 9, 200421 yr 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? 1. Absolutely not. I don't think I could sleep at all with socks on. 2. Huh? My mirrors are usually all fogged up anyway. 3. I'm married. 4. I was more of a "Real Ghostbusters" fan. 5. No, but I've eaten 8 corn dogs at one sitting before.
September 9, 200421 yr 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? Yes, I put them on my ears. 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? No, it isn't polite to stare. 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? Only for the past 30 years and only if I'm in the mood, remember no means no. Of course I will sometime try and get myself drunk. Last night my hand fell asleep. I've even tried a nice dinner. 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? Who? 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? Alone? No. I have wrapped my self in bacon and sat on the beach. Is that wrong? Edited September 10, 200421 yr by Texsox
September 9, 200421 yr I found this thread in another forum and received a lot of hilarious replies. I’ll ask 5 random questions and you answer them... 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? 1. No 2. No 3. Depends on the week 4. Optimus Prime > the Pussies in GI Joe 5. No
September 10, 200421 yr I found this thread in another forum and received a lot of hilarious replies. I’ll ask 5 random questions and you answer them... 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? No 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? No 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? More like a day 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? "LOOK! Even, Optimus Prime is a jew!" Family Guy 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? No, but I have eaten a whole box cereal in one bowl.
September 10, 200421 yr 3. Used to before I had a girlfriend, now I have someone to take care of that for me You're a liar. We all know that no girlfriend alive has enough energy or willingness to satisfy how much a guy wants it.
September 10, 200421 yr 1. No 2. Who came up with these questions? 3. Not really anymore.. 4. ? 5. No
September 10, 200421 yr 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? 1) No 2) No 3) Absolutely Not 4) I don't know who the f*** that is. 5) I wish, but I've never had that much bacon in the fridge before.
September 10, 200421 yr HOW do you guys not know who OPTIMUS PRIME is? Were you born under a rock? I think we can excuse the Aussie for not knowing who a cartoon character from 15 years ago is... As for me 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? 1. Only when it is really cold 2. Never 3. Not since being married 4. Optimus would own GI Jane 5. Only with about 4 or 5 eggs over-easy.
September 10, 200421 yr 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? NO, THE TOES NEED TO BE FREE 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? NO, AND IF ANYONE EVER CATCHES ME DOING THAT, SHOOT ME. 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? YES, EMPHASIS ON THE "AT LEAST" PART 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? YES, G.I. JOE'S WERE NANCYBOYS 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? NO
September 10, 200421 yr 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? -- No 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? -- Yes 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? -- Generally 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? -- No 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? -- Not I know of
September 10, 200421 yr Author HOW do you guys not know who OPTIMUS PRIME is? Were you born under a rock?
September 10, 200421 yr 1. Do you sleep with your socks on? most of the time 2. Do you stare at your naked self in the mirror and flex? no 3. Do you masturbate at least twice a week? no, i don't wanna poke out my other eye... 4. Could Optimus Prime beat up all four G.I. Joe? no 5. Have you ever just cooked up a pound of bacon and eaten it? no. sausage is much better imo.
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