So.........I didn't sleep well last night because I already packed up my sox blanket.

I'm dead serious too

 

Wow, Linus, I didn't realize you were a Sox fan.

Wow, Linus, I didn't realize you were a Sox fan.

 

Don't let them kids f*** with you, Pops.

 

They just better stay the **** off my lawn!!!

 

SEE THIS FOOTBALL??? IT'S MINE NOW!!!!

 

 

Pain...sucks.

 

At least the gaps in my top teeth are closing which means I am getting closer to getting these bad boys off and on to living life with retainers. Joy!

Pain...sucks.

Well now, that depends entirely on the type of pain.

 

Good to hear the teeth are starting to shape up though. When do you get the braces off?

Not sure at all. Hopefully no later than St Patrick's day though.

Question -- when did people suddenly adopt the spelling of "tonite," opposed to "tonight?" Did I miss something throughout the years upon years of English courses? I searched Google, and apparently, tonite is the incorrect spelling of the word. As I first suspected. I thought at first it was internet talk; ie, something you'd expect on myspace, but I've been noticing more and more people use it. Just seems to have sprung up out of nowhere.

it was all probably posednik's doing.

Okay I'm totally lame, but last night's segment on the Daily Show about existentialism and President Bush literally had me in stitches.

 

 

Ahhhh, so funny.

August 17, 2006

 

NOTE FROM CHRIS:

 

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has started a blog:

http://snipurl.com/iranblog

 

 

The Top 5 Posts on the Iranian President's Blog

 

 

5> "So Ahmad says it's time to get a jihad on and we roll down

to Ibrahim's Brass Pole for the wet burka contest. We're like

total schwingfidels. Shiite yeah!"

 

4> "... and if you move the country's letters around you get

'rain,' which never happens here in the desert... Man,

I am sooooooo wasted right now."

 

3> "Today's mood: choppy. Currently listening to: A Flock of

Seagulls."

 

2> "Who else has noticed that Casper the Jihadist Ghost looks

a little *too* similar to that dandified capitalist Richie

Rich? Are they perhaps the same being, reunited through a

rift in the space-time continuum? ... Um, I mean, KILL THE

INFIDELS!"

 

 

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Post on the Iranian President's Blog...

 

 

1> "Curse the infidel! How can I resist battery power *and*

five blades?!?"

 

 

 

Join ClubTop5 to see the whole 16-item list and the

Runner Up/Honorable Mention submissions for today's list:

"Post Mortem" and "Couldn't Get Away"

http://www.topfive.com/html/ClubTop5.shtml

Ghost is on VH1. Of course the swears are cut out and some violence edited.

This is one of the movies they need to release in a SE DVD.

Anyone know if you can have cell phones in the jury room (the room before you get called on a panel) in Richard J Daley center?

 

I've served several times at 26th and Cal and once in Markham and you could there at that time (most recent time was 13 months ago).

Yeah. The Crackberry Crew are f***ing annoying.

Is it really necessary to save up all your stapling for the entire week and then use the loud ass electric stapler to do it in the middle of the day when everyone is trying to work....???

Is it really necessary to save up all your stapling for the entire week and then use the loud ass electric stapler to do it in the middle of the day when everyone is trying to work....???

 

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler?

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler?

 

 

 

Here ya go.... right up yer A%^#%%*^(*^#$*^*(!!!!!

Steff would have the electric stapler, wouldn't she?

Steff would have the electric stapler, wouldn't she?

 

 

 

Ha.... ha.

 

 

I've been here a week and I've heard 4 diferent complaints about this woman. Her supervisor does nothing so I guess they think me being the new boss will. Well no thank you... I aint touching it.. I closed my door.

Here ya go.... right up yer A%^#%%*^(*^#$*^*(!!!!!

 

 

I'll just burn the whole place down...

Ha.... ha.

I've been here a week and I've heard 4 diferent complaints about this woman. Her supervisor does nothing so I guess they think me being the new boss will. Well no thank you... I aint touching it.. I closed my door.

At least you have a door to close.

 

Hey - I really should try to talk to you. I would like some 'career' advice.

At least you have a door to close.

 

Hey - I really should try to talk to you. I would like some 'career' advice.

 

 

Let's plan a call. This weekend no good. Bears game tonite, PGA tomorrow, and a day with Destiny on Sunday.

Sometime early next week will be fine. Have a good weekend partying.

 

You're going to the PGA? That sounds like a blast.

Is it really necessary to save up all your stapling for the entire week and then use the loud ass electric stapler to do it in the middle of the day when everyone is trying to work....???

Replace the stapler, or at least hide it somewhere.

Sometime early next week will be fine. Have a good weekend partying.

 

You're going to the PGA? That sounds like a blast.

 

 

Let me know when you have some time and we'll get together.

 

The PGA was AWESOME yesterday. We sat on the 14th green for most of the day in the grandstands and saw some amazing chips and putts. And to the left of us was the 16th fairway and we saw some kick ass drives and approach shots to the 16th green. I'm really going to miss not having the Western Open here every year. I love watching golf in person.

Let me know when you have some time and we'll get together.

 

The PGA was AWESOME yesterday. We sat on the 14th green for most of the day in the grandstands and saw some amazing chips and putts. And to the left of us was the 16th fairway and we saw some kick ass drives and approach shots to the 16th green. I'm really going to miss not having the Western Open here every year. I love watching golf in person.

Yeah I would imagine it would have been a great spectacle yesterday, especially with the conditions they had, which was beneficial for low scores.

 

And especially with all of the good players in contention as well. Personally hoping for Ogilvy to do the double, but Woods will be hard to beat.