Flaxx, check out your member title.

Sweet!

 

Of course, some people call me Maurice.

Edited August 7, 200520 yr by FlaSoxxJim

You midnite toker, you.

You midnite toker, you.

 

But he gets to play his music in the sun . . .

I really love your peaches want to shake your tree

 

I really love your peaches want to shake your tree

 

 

I guess that passes for fun in Iowa

That and other things. Not a whole lotta peach trees up here.

 

Did you know Jason's mother's name is "Cooter"?

http://www.greenchair.net/funny/excerpts-f...t-reporters.htm

http://www.greenchair.net/funny/excerpts-f...t-reporters.htm

Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

A: Oral.

http://www.greenchair.net/funny/excerpts-f...t-reporters.htm

 

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?!

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

 

Another

Reading is a skill . . . I was just reading over directions on the maps that I am enclosing with my invites and when I looked at the heading, I swear it said "Directions to hell" rather than "Directions to hall."

Reading is a skill . . . I was just reading over directions on the maps that I am enclosing with my invites and when I looked at the heading, I swear it said "Directions to hell" rather than "Directions to hall."

 

I wonder if Brian thought the samething

That and other things. Not a whole lotta peach trees up here.

 

Did you know Jason's mother's name is "Cooter"?

Reading is a skill . . . I was just reading over directions on the maps that I am enclosing with my invites and when I looked at the heading, I swear it said "Directions to hell" rather than "Directions to hall."

 

Invitations?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.greenchair.net/funny/excerpts-f...t-reporters.htm

Q: What is your date of birth?

A: July 15.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.

 

You know you don't have much time with your significant other when the most you have seen them in 36 hours is waving at each other while traveling on opposite sides of I-294.

I just bought Snyder's Hot Buffalo Wing pretzles, best.purchase.ever.

i knew i remembered seeing this on here.

 

but yeah i bought this today.

 

amazing

i knew i remembered seeing this on here.

 

but yeah i bought this today.

 

amazing

How can you have Hot Buffalo Wings Pretzels?

I took my car in today for the usual: oil chance, tires rotated, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, the man that met me at the car (they usually meet you there, hold your door open, show you into the service area, whatever) says as I get out of my car, "Are you here to get serviced today?"

 

I wasn't sure how to respond.

I took my car in today for the usual: oil chance, tires rotated, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, the man that met me at the car (they usually meet you there, hold your door open, show you into the service area, whatever) says as I get out of my car, "Are you here to get serviced today?"

 

I wasn't sure how to respond.

 

Duh, is he hot?

 

I took my car in today for the usual: oil chance, tires rotated, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, the man that met me at the car (they usually meet you there, hold your door open, show you into the service area, whatever) says as I get out of my car, "Are you here to get serviced today?"

 

I wasn't sure how to respond.

I hope it was worth the money you paid.

You know, changing her oil does sound kind of erotic

How do you explain this picture?

How do you explain this picture?

Muscular Man-Orgy... :puke

Muscular Man-Orgy... :puke

I'm talking about the random ghost leg.

I'm talking about the random ghost leg.

LMAO! I didn't even notice that. I guess Waly has a leg growing out of his side?