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I wish I knew Korean

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These things are absolutely hilarious, i'm laughing aloud at 3am.

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Alright someone explain the Tony Batista one to me.

Maybe they're saying hes gay? He stretching while naked then hes got his arm around some guy on the bench.

QUOTE(Chisoxmatt @ Feb 7, 2005 -> 03:49 PM)
Maybe they're saying hes gay?  He stretching while naked then hes got his arm around some guy on the bench.

Maybe that's why Tony Batista is running off to Japan, he doesn't want anyone to figure out that he's gay in America, yet they already know he is in Korea.

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QUOTE(Kalapse @ Feb 7, 2005 -> 03:39 PM)
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Alright someone explain the Tony Batista one to me.

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The Batista figure talks about his extremely open stance, where he says "I always stand face to face," while the other guy says "you better not do that in the shower.

What does it mean when their faces are red? Sometimes they just seem to be red for no reason.

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There's a guy who know's Korean translating some of these over at BTF...

 

In the Colorado one, Duane Espy yells at Charles Johnson, "This is the Coors Field! Not the Dodger Stadium!" Johnson says "I'm a defensive catcher!"
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QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Feb 7, 2005 -> 04:50 PM)
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The Batista figure talks about his extremely open stance, where he says "I always stand face to face," while the other guy says "you better not do that in the shower.

 

:lol: I don't think it gets much funnier than that.

 

I got a friend to do some translating:

 

konerko -

the one who wasnt tko-ed

"now i'm the only one left"

 

buehrle -

"youre not an awesoime eater because you eat alot, its about how you eat"

 

lee -

hidden in the shade

"let me take a picture in the front too"

 

garcia

did you feel locks strength?

guillen "hmm" garcia "dont contemplate"

 

takatsu

hella dirty (hygenic wise not dirty playin) player..

-makes some noise- "im not cowering because im afraid of crap, its cuz its dirty"

 

valentin

cyclone swing

"if it hits its training" "will he hit it"

 

contreras

king of wild pitches

"where is he throwing?"

 

It makes a little more sense now. Shingo is dirty?

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Over at BTF, they said that the Freddy Garcia one is about him looking like the rock... Freddy says "do you smell what the rock is cookin'?" and he's got the Rock eye thing going on.

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QUOTE(DonkeyKongerko @ Feb 7, 2005 -> 06:05 PM)
:lol: I don't think it gets much funnier than that.

 

I got a friend to do some translating:

 

takatsu

hella dirty (hygenic wise not dirty playin) player..

-makes some noise- "im not cowering because im afraid of crap, its cuz its dirty"

 

 

It makes a little more sense now.  Shingo is dirty?

Substitute the word dirty with "filthy" and you've got it... Makes much more sense that way.

Yeah I think he made some typos. The Rock and filthy make alot more sense.

Wrt red faces if the character is not drawn angry looking it always means embarrassment. Otherwise it's anger.

 

Nakedness does not mean gay. It means not shy. Very open & in some cases exhibitionist.

 

The Kennedy toon is not about exposing himself to children. He's getting caught with his pants down. Probably meaning he's not as good as advertised.

Can someone explain why Tony Batista's naked. Some of these are seriously going over my head.

Can someone explain why Tony Batista's naked. Some of these are seriously going over my head.

 

Open stance. Nothing to hide.

lol all of these are funny

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While everyone is in a good mood I thought I'd bump this one back up for some chuckles.

QUOTE(JUGGERNAUT @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 01:02 AM)
Open stance.  Nothing to hide.

:lolhitting

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Time for that Google Translator again.

QUOTE(DBAH0 @ May 3, 2005 -> 09:46 AM)
Time for that Google Translator again.

 

The reason for the MJ reference for anyone that might not have seen pics from Sunday's game....

 

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Kind of funny. I save a lot of these pics from the games, for making wallpapers and sigs and what not. I saved this pic as JGasMJ when I saved it. This comic showed up after the fact. :lol:

that s*** is seriously funny, can someone post the cubs one with a translation, I cant seem to navigate my way around the site.

QUOTE(DBAH0 @ May 3, 2005 -> 09:46 AM)
Time for that Google Translator again.

Mind telling me how you can type those symbols into google?

God these people are awesome.

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