He told Burehle that it was unprofessional of him to throw inside to Hafner this weekend. He then went over and kissed Hafner's lip to make it all better.

 

Where was Carl in all this???

No one would turn on him if he didn't suck.

 

That's the right way to go about it, though.

Paulie will homer now, just to shut us all up.

 

I hope so, we can't lose to the Tigers in back to back games, plus the Twins win in the bottom of the 9th.

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Carl doesn't believe Konerko exists.

 

     

 

Where was Carl in all this???

I hope so, we can't lose to the Tigers in back to back games, plus the Twins win in the top of the 9th.

Or the bottom of the 10th...

Paulie's going to get some plugs before that happens. I saw him out on the street last summer, I think he uses that spray paint stuff on his bald spot when he's not playing.

 

he probably has enough back there to fluff it up and comb it over to make it look better without spraypainting. But you never know.

 

Maybe he should try rogaine?

 

His former-best-teammate-ever Keith Hernandez recommends "Just for Men" in five, just five minutes!

Carl doesn't believe Konerko exists.

Carl "Koner-assic" Everett?

Carl doesn't believe Konerko exists.

Well to be fair, they never did talk about loudmouthed sucky first basemen in the bible.

Or the bottom of the 10th...

 

Or the bottom of the 9th...

Paulie should give Politte some of that spray.

 

 

he probably has enough back there to fluff it up and comb it over to make it look better without spraypainting.  But you never know.

 

Maybe he should try rogaine?

 

His former-best-teammate-ever Keith Hernandez recommends "Just for Men" in five,  just five minutes!

How long before Paulie's completely bald?

 

My mom has a running commentary on that. She finds his bald spot absolutely hysterical for some reason lol.

he probably has enough back there to fluff it up and comb it over to make it look better without spraypainting.  But you never know.

 

Maybe he should try rogaine?

 

His former-best-teammate-ever Keith Hernandez recommends "Just for Men" in five,  just five minutes!

It look's so natural, no one can tell! It's Just for Men gel!

Carl doesn't believe Konerko exists.

 

well, paul does move in kind of a brontosaurus kind of way.

Konerko sounds like a type of dinasoar...so he cannot exist, Everett told me so.

Boy, Farmer is talking about nothing quite well right now.

Farmer sucks. I hate their "how about a long one here" thing constantly.

 

If it were up to our radio announcers, we'd have all home run hitters.

Kongs hitting chart at the Cell. Its a blood bath at third.

 

 

Farmer sucks.  I hate their "how about a long one here" thing constantly.

 

If it were up to our radio announcers, we'd have all home run hitters.

 

That is something that annoys me as well.

His former-best-teammate-ever Keith Hernandez recommends "Just for Men" in five,  just five minutes!

 

 

 

LMAO!!!

Kongs hitting chart at the Cell.  Its a blood bath at third.

 

That can't be right, there are way too many marks to the right of SS. The game threads said all he can do is pull the ball, what's up with that?

Kongs hitting chart at the Cell.  Its a blood bath at third.

Gotta love his opposite field abilites!

 

:headshake

Kongs hitting chart at the Cell.  Its a blood bath at third.

 

Um, konerko has eleven home runs, five doubles, and twenty five singles?

That can't be right, there are way too many marks to the right of SS.  The game threads said all he can do is pull the ball, what's up with that?

That's when he closes his eyes and hopes to hit a hanging breaking ball...

Kongs hitting chart at the Cell.  Its a blood bath at third.

 

 

No triples...??? I can't imagine why not..

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its a blood bath at third.

omg funniest line in awhile.