Canseco's on the Surreal Life and contemplating sex with that ice queen Janice Dickinson... he has no right to laugh at anyone.

 

That show is hilarious. Except I had no idea that Bronson Pinchot was such a perv.

A day after he gets mentioned in HOF speeches, he totally f's his career up.  Good job Raffy.

 

 

Why did Ryno mention Raffy in his speech.... didnt Palmiero bang his wife during his couple years with the cubs? I think i remember hearing that was the reason they traded him.

And he wanted to be on the task force with Frank....

 

:fyou Raffy.

Why did Ryno mention Raffy in his speech.... didnt Palmiero bang his wife during his couple years with the cubs? I think i remember hearing that was the reason they traded him.

I've heard that too.

That show is hilarious. Except I had no idea that Bronson Pinchot was such a perv.

 

This cast has been the worst thus far, but i agree the show is awesome.

 

Balky is a stud.

Canseco's on the Surreal Life and contemplating sex with that ice queen Janice Dickinson... he has no right to laugh at anyone.

 

I think you misconstrue my meaning...he's laughing his ass off because book sales probably went up 1000% with this announcement.

Goes from first ballot hall of famer to maybe...

There will be a news conference after the game

I think you misconstrue my meaning...he's laughing his ass off because book sales probably went up 1000% with this announcement.

 

i know, i just like being a wittle wascal sometimes

ESPN said hes gonna appeal so that means he will probably play today right ??

 

 

Acording to the Baltimore Sun, whom he met with prior to the game, he is not appealing it.

He could be indicted on perjury charges as well.

He could be indicted on perjury charges as well.

 

not really. he said he had not used steroids previously. how is that perjury?

He could be indicted on perjury charges as well.

 

There's as much a chance of that happening as there was Kobe getting convicted of rape.

 

Should happen... wont happen.

There will be a news conference after the game

 

 

There was one previous to the game.. is there going to be another one?

There was one previous to the game..  is there going to be another one?

 

 

According to the Press Release Hawk was handed.

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this is big big news.

The first real player to be punished, right after this accomplishment too.

Wow.

They just said on the Bmore broadcast that Raffy is giving a 12:30 confrence call to the media.

Raffy has no idea how the substance got into his body. Oh brother.

They just said on the Bmore broadcast that Raffy is giving a 12:30 confrence call to the media.

 

 

 

Yea.. I just heard that. Apparently no questions will be taken. He is just making a statement.

Goes from first ballot hall of famer to maybe...

I bet Sandberg is soooo happy. Now he won't have to answer the question, "Ryne, are you skipping the HOF induction ceremony because you are a racist, or is it because Raffy was banging your wife?"

From the Orioles official website:

 

Rafael's statement

Raffy Palmiero must have gotten advice from sammy....

 

"Just tell em you didnt know what you were taking....I told em that I didn't know the bat was corked. You then smile, speak some adorable broken english, hit some homeruns and everything's ok again."

From the Orioles official website:

 

Rafael's statement

 

 

A brief translation:

 

I couldn't tell what was being injected into me, due to the fact I was bent over and the "trainer" was putting the shot in my ass. Subsequently, I couldn't read the label.

A brief translation:

 

I couldn't tell what was being injected into me, due to the fact I was bent over and the "trainer" was putting the shot in my ass. Subsequently, I couldn't read the label.

 

briefer translation:

 

It's not my fault... infact im the victim.

"Oh, and I will not be using my fine lawyer, Mr. Angelos, to file a defamation lawsuit against Jose Canseco. Thank You. In the future, please know that 'I am not here to talk about the past'"