Balta1701 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 When the Rally Crede travelled through time To the year 3010, He fought the evil robot king And saved the human race again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 When Rally Crede was in the alps, Fighting grizzly bears, He used his magical fire breath, And saved the maidens fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 QUOTE(Felix @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 03:44 PM) I fixed the Rally Crede up a bit, the white part bothered me   Do you want a WS? You should change back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 There once was a woman from a town all seedy Who fell in love with a man with eyes all beedy He turned into a killer With a knife to filler But she was saved by our friend Rally Crede Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Felix needs to be suspended until he changes his rally crede back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 QUOTE(SnB @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 09:03 PM) Felix needs to be suspended until he changes his rally crede back I second that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 QUOTE(Felix @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 03:44 PM) I fixed the Rally Crede up a bit, the white part bothered me This post has been edited by the Soxtalk staff to remove objectionable material. Soxtalk encourages a free discussion between its members, but does not allow personal attacks, threats, graphic sexual material, nudity, or any other materials judged offensive by the Administrators and Moderators. Thank you. Don't mess with perfection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(Felix @ Oct 20, 2005 -> 03:44 PM) I fixed the Rally Crede up a bit, the white part bothered me   And the Rally Crede said "thou shalt have no other idols above me, or I shall strike you down, and return you to earth in the most horrible form possible. Thou shalt be known as 'Cub fan'." And then the Rally Crede made it so. And from the earth sprung the two most hideous horrible creatures the Rally Crede could imagine. Then the Rally Crede said "I shall call you 'Steve Bartman' and I shall call you 'Ron Santo'." Edited October 21, 2005 by southsider2k5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Oct 21, 2005 -> 06:25 AM) And the Rally Crede said "thou shalt have no other idols above me, or I shall strike you down, and return you to earth in the most horrible form possible. Thou shalt be known as 'Cub fan'." And then the Rally Crede made it so. And from the earth sprung the two most hideous horrible creatures the Rally Crede could imagine. Then the Rally Crede said "I shall call you 'Steve Bartman' and I shall call you 'Ron Santo'." Let's play two today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede never stops and asks for directions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede requests Journey. And if the band knows what is good for them, they play it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Did I ever tell you about the time The Rally Crede was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Rally Crede chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours... The production got pretty good reviews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede can eat pretzels without choking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede once shot a man...just for snoring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Brad Pitt really dumped Jennifer Aniston for Rally Crede--but Rally Crede wasn't interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Babe Ruth was really pointing to the Rally Crede when he hit that homerun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede once ate the Bible while water skiing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted October 21, 2005 Author Share Posted October 21, 2005 Rally Crede once went on the road with Chomsky....picking up women and eating at steakhouses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted October 21, 2005 Author Share Posted October 21, 2005 Rally Crede once went on the road with Chomsky....picking up women and eating at steakhouses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 It was the Rally Crede who bit into the apple in the Garden of Eden, but he spit it out and said "All in all...I prefer mangos!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede decided to not waste his time and talents on some posters here . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Universal Grammar was really Rally Crede's idea--but he let Chomsky take the credit for it. Â Â One time, Rally Crede gave absolution to the Pope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Rally Crede majored in Psychology Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 The Rally Crede was also the editor of the Harvard Law Review but would only publish candid pictures of himself having sex with federal judges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted October 21, 2005 Author Share Posted October 21, 2005 Rally Crede shot the sheriff, but not the deputy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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