death psychic

 

 

...says i will die from liver complications after years of hard drinking.

 

...i used to never believe in these things....scary!!!!!

 

 

Pleasant site...

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by cutting your throat with a hacksaw.

lol

 

You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive.

Hmm..

While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene.

I'm too damned superstitious to go to that site.

My shoelace will get stuck in an escalator. I will be dragged to the top and die from internal injuries.

 

I think this is the urban ledgend told to young kids to get them to keep their shoelaces tied.

sounds great

 

While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.

mine says I won a free t-shirt from the death psychic...

During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg. 

 

I'm Jehovah's Witness... we don't celebrate thanksgiving, sucker!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I'm not Jehovah's Witness.

My shoelace will get stuck in an escalator.  I will be dragged to the top and die from internal injuries. 

 

I think this is the urban ledgend told to young kids to get them to keep their shoelaces tied.

 

Urban legend my ass. I got caught in one of those things when I was a kid. It was right after a kid in Minnesota was sucked into one of them. I got caught and it pulled my shoe right to the part where it goes under the floor, then starting tightening my shoe like mad, finally somebody hit the "stop" button and we were able to cut my shoe loose. To this day I just off the ends of those things, and I rarely wear shoes with laces of any sort. My kids get scooped up by me and we jump over the ends. Those things used to be NASTY.

Urban legend my ass. I got caught in one of those things when I was a kid. It was right after a kid in Minnesota was sucked into one of them. I got caught and it pulled my shoe right to the part where it goes under the floor, then starting tightening my shoe like mad, finally somebody hit the "stop" button and we were able to cut my shoe loose. To this day I just off the ends of those things, and I rarely wear shoes with laces of any sort. My kids get scooped up by me and we jump over the ends. Those things used to be NASTY.

 

I'm gald you're ok and all, but sorry man, I can't stop laughing at you.

I KNEW IT!!! Damn waiters...

 

An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill.

I'm gald you're ok and all, but sorry man, I can't stop laughing at you. 

 

Yeah, like you're alone at laughing at me. Don't get all "cool" feeling, there's entire nations created of people who laugh at me.

I'm apparently getting mauled to death by a rabid pit bull.

 

I guess I should be more careful at the ol' dog park....

i put my wife's name in for s***s and giggles.....

 

.....she will be bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel and die from rabies complications 4 days later.

 

 

I told her that sometimes it DOESN"T pay to play with the squirrel!!!!!!!!

 

 

While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.

Uh oh. Your guys are all weird deaths:

You suffer a massive heart attack while home alone. You collapse to the ground, only to be found dead hours later.

While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.

 

...almost too realistic.

Going with full name it was revealed....

 

You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil.

 

 

While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.

 

I don't even like toast..

This is something that COULD have happened to me before I had a kid. I drove like a jackass when I was younger, but now I stop when the light turns yellow.

 

"While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop."

 

At least the Mrs. will save money on a casket. Just scoop me into a plastic bag with a ladle and drop me into a hole.

While playing around with a friend's gun, you inadvertently shoot yourself in the head. You die instantly.

 

Woo-hoo! Now I just need to arrange for my life's story to be made into a book, featured on Dateline, and used at the DNC to try to rebuild gun-control as an issue, thus immensely infuriating Nuke!

After miraculously surviving a would-be fatal car crash, your life support system is unplugged by the hospital maid, because she needs an outlet in which to plug her vacuum.

 

Yeah that sounds about right for me.

I did Buehrle for the hell of it and...

While on a hunting trip, you are "accidently" shot in the face by your friend with a shotgun. Your lifeless (and headless) body falls to the ground with a resounding thud.

 

Kinda freaky considering he's a hunter.

I did Buehrle for the hell of it and...

 

Kinda freaky considering he's a hunter.

i knew there was going to be a downside of signing thome.