I figure we could have a (ahem) not political thread of comments we think are true, but slightly irrelevent.

 

I'll start:

 

Bob Dylan should win the Nobel Prize for literature.

 

A decent amount of rain coming down is better than when it is just misty or spitting.

 

Indiana and Ohio should adopt the E-Z Pass.

The highest rated safety measures available on cars should be standard.

The word "Monsoon" does not necessarily indicate a heavy rainstorm. It indicates a seasonality to rain patterns associated with the winds.

I should move to Antartica because cold weather rocks.

Community service should be viewed as a positive thing and people should give freely instead of being "sentenced" to it.

I should move to Antartica because cold weather rocks.

Bring me back a meteorite.

If you want origomi, you pay for origomi.

 

 

Hand jobs cost more. (Get your mind out of the gutter, I mean when hand work is required over machines, such as folding origomi)

Baseless and meaningless opinion?

 

I am the greatest thing to happen to soxtalk.

Rhode Island is my third favorite New England state.

The guys who thought to market typical college/military videotape collections as "Girls Gone Wild" are f***ing geniuses.

I think that helping Jenny Holzer is a waste of time.

Edited April 21, 200619 yr by Mplssoxfan

You can get more with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word.

Wearing a North Face jacket and cute little Merrell clogs does not make you "outdoorsy". It just amplifies your yuppieness.

I'd get more chicks if I was in a band called "The Merkinstocks"

Girls that wear short skirts combined with the high fuzzy boots look really hot, yet really ridiculous.

 

My opinions on baseball >>>> most people's opinions on baseball (what can I say, I'm an arrogant bastard).

Willie Bloomquist is a god. So am I.

Heineken is a lot better than the majority of Aussie Beers.

 

(Oh and I have a Belgium Leffe in the fridge which I am yet to consume Jim).

Should be legal to slap people who don't hold doors.

juggs would've been great at this thread

Bring me back a meteorite.

 

Oh don't you worry, I will when I go there.

juggs would've been great at this thread

 

You lose, that was a fact you stated

I'd get more chicks if I was in a band called "The Merkinstocks"

 

You'd get more chicks if you were still in radio, and quit working my side of the street

Where do I go for vacation this July? Brazil or San Francisco?

Where do I go for vacation this July? Brazil or San Francisco?

 

Brazil, San Francisco would be such a cliche

Maybe you can cook your dick? It would be a small meal.

 

I'm feeling like a cross between Andrew Dice Clay and Corey Feldman right now.